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AFL are ruing the day that they were forced to sign up to WADA.

In the NFL the suspension for a first time abuser of a performance enhancing drug is four games !!

 

A willy can always get a guy in trouble more ways than one.

Edited by america de cali

He swapped out his urine for something not urine??!?

omg what a moron

either this guys drinks A LOT of apple juice or something is up here

robbo reporting this

 

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Go to hell West Coast, and take your moron half-breed supporters with you.

What a cesspit that place is.

Edited by faultydet

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

He swapped out his urine for something not urine??!?

omg what a moron

either this guys drinks A LOT of apple juice or something is up here

robbo reporting this

Is ASADA able to assume what the composition of urine is, I mean what if it is simply something completely normal that they have never before seen.  The other day I saw a video of a dog rescuing another dog from a rapid flowing river using a stick. 


If he gets 4 years watch saints sign him on a 5 year deal!

He is quite Wiley ole Willie

apparently when he handed his sample back in a lime Powerade bottle, alarms bells went off

how good is the off season???

 
56 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Sword fight switcheroo?

Yeah I thought the same thing But this is a methodical and ahh intense scrutiny at the actual sample being produced! How the hell could the sample be changed, contaminated or doctored??

I smell a Rat


43 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

You think you’d be better off risking a positive test, if it comes back positive then try for a defence. It’s a little harder defending tampering with a sample, must have shat his dacks. No winners here. 

Pretty obvious pickup then for the testers

1 minute ago, picket fence said:

Yeah I thought the same thing But this is a methodical and ahh intense scrutiny at the actual sample being produced! How the hell could the sample be changed, contaminated or doctored??

I smell a Rat

I agree. The sample must be passed in full view according to ASADA rules

 

3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Essendon demanding a re-match of last weeks game. 

I’m all for watching Essendon lose another final, so it’s a yes from me.

1 minute ago, picket fence said:

Yeah I thought the same thing But this is a methodical and ahh intense scrutiny at the actual sample being produced! How the hell could the sample be changed, contaminated or doctored??

I smell a Rat

Diluting the sample or having a bag with a substitute substance attached to your thigh with a small hose is normally the way people try to beat the system. 


1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

I agree. The sample must be passed in full view according to ASADA rules

 

Yes and it could Just could be the fault of the testing procedure and human Error!

Jury Well and truly out.

What happens if he is Innocent and West Coast lose by a point??

Could they claim ????????

3 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Yes and it could Just could be the fault of the testing procedure and human Error!

Jury Well and truly out.

What happens if he is Innocent and West Coast lose by a point??

Could they claim ????????

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4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Yes and it could Just could be the fault of the testing procedure and human Error!

Jury Well and truly out.

What happens if he is Innocent and West Coast lose by a point??

Could they claim ????????

Busy 48 hours i would be pushing for. 

If the test is null and void. They better find out quick. 

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

All we need is one more Eagles player to be found to have done similar and the whole team gets banned. Isn't that how the WADA rules go?

Then another 15 clubs to have done similar and the 2019 Granny is Melb vs GCS 

The pieces are falling into place...

Bwahahahahaaaa!!!!!!

We’d probably f that up, too!


2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

It appears Fox Footy are reporting the matter incorrectly. He hasn’t tested positive, he has been accused of tampering with urine samples being collected by ASADA. 

If he actually tampered then he has used something.

 

Can we take his mark over Maxie off him. He seemed quite high then ????


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