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2 minutes ago, Pates said:

he is missing goals he would’ve gobbled up with his eyes closed last year

Can't agree - he has always been a dodgy set shot. What we're seeing is pretty much par for the course. Though at least he's taking shots, albeit missing.

 

We are a world class rabble.

This is so [censored] what are these clowns on the board going to actually do about this massive problem we signed on for 3 years? This is the worst...

 

Anyone have the AFL Integrity Units number?

On a positive note, we have scored the last 5 behinds. 


For someone playing for a contract Jones is a [censored] joke of a captain. And his quabbling over 260k

I'm so sad I just ordered Domino's pizza. And I'll eat it, too. I support the Dees and I deserve nothing better!

 

Jones and Viney must be stripped of leadership 

I will not watch another year of these Captains


We could seriously go goalless for three quarters. When it gets inside 50 we are useless. 

2 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Ch 7 doing their bit to sink boot in

i kind of think no one cares that much for the Mfc 

 

They should be grateful. Think of all the extra ads they've got to play tonight.

I can’t believe this time last year we had so much hope and optimism ???


I’d be interested to know if brownies prognostications precipitously play out, who will Barrack for a tassie team? Not I. Family connections to tigers pies swans hmmmm 

Looks like a bowlers wicket out there

4 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Tx a lot.

Review save!  ?

35 minutes ago, praha said:

there's maybe 2k Melbourne supporters here. they'll be gone at three quarter time.

And, although I always try to stay to the bitter end, on their part a very good choice. Who wants to put up with the derision of the opposition on a very sad trek home.  Who wants to risk being unable to control their basic urges and suffer the full consequences of the legal system. when the bludgers prance off the field. And who in their right mind would want to set eyes on the statue that passes for our coach.

A wise move

Edited by Mydee


I don’t even want to watch a player or coach post match interview. 

Just all of you [censored] off to bed please. 

2 minutes ago, RedButMostlyBlue said:

I'm so sad I just ordered Domino's pizza. And I'll eat it, too. I support the Dees and I deserve nothing better!

Their new vegan ones are pretty good tbh

On the bright side tonight’s performance has taught me something. If I leave at half time I can be home by 3/4 time.

i know some of you might think that’s soft; but in my defence I was there for a quarter longer than many of our players.

 

Goodwin needs to go based on the garbage this year,  the stats are disgusting eg tackle difference. Will cost us gate takings, memberships, sponsors , attracting players, destroying current list! 


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