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Brown 6 goals and 12 marks. You'd take him in a heartbeat wouldnt you....

 
32 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

I've watched the Bummers last four matches and no other team has got a better run with the umps this year than them (I don't include West Coast with umpire Dean Margetts as that's the gold standard)

Agree with you about the Bombers, but the Pies are right up there in the good lovin' the umps dish out. Not many teams go to Perth and end up plus 3 for frees. Both Ess and Coll are very much part of the AFL's agenda.

1 minute ago, napster said:

Agree with you about the Bombers, but the Pies are right up there in the good lovin' the umps dish out. Not many teams go to Perth and end up plus 3 for frees. Both Ess and Coll are very much part of the AFL's agenda.

We're singing from the same hymn book here Napster.

 

1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Ben Cunnington has done it again

I am still [censored] off from when he hit Bernie Vince. He needs to be dealt with. The MRP won’t touch him

It looked like he actually punched the ball which was being held by Merrett. Possibly the inside of this forearm was over the shoulder.

With his back to the umps, Merrett milked it for all its worth, got up spritley and took the kick.

Over the shoulder free? Ok. Punch to the gut or head? No.

But the media will manufacture outrage from it and he'll get a week for appearances.

AFL pushing the Drug Cheats all the way to the finals. Makes me sick. [censored] of a club.

 
2 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

AFL pushing the Drug Cheats all the way to the finals. Makes me sick. [censored] of a club.

Gillian will be moist with happiness


2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Gillian will be moist with happiness

I hate to think where. 

Collingwood win, bummers win. Not a great 48 hours. 

Crows already 22 up over the suns at 1/4 time. That could be a nasty result for the suns. 

7 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Collingwood win, bummers win. Not a great 48 hours. 

Crows already 22 up over the suns at 1/4 time. That could be a nasty result for the suns. 

Fact is, I often look to deep mismatch games like that with an edge of hope, looking for someone to replace the 186 misery. Would you believe I put myself through watching the 'highlights' on youtube the other day? Quite the experience, and here we are with Adelaide kicking a goal every three minutes and it still isn't enough to compete with that dark dark moment.

Never forget. Always seek revenge. Against everyone. Like Captain Colostomy.

Meanwhile, we all have to rely on Port and the Crows to keep Essenscum out of finals. How odious.

1 hour ago, Return to Glory said:

I've watched the Bummers last four matches and no other team has got a better run with the umps this year than them (I don't include West Coast with umpire Dean Margetts as that's the gold standard)

I was sitting next an Eagles mate last night who tried telling me Margetts never gives them anything.  Margetts had just given a 50/50 Pies way, but I couldn't contain myself, just looked at my mate and said are you for feckin real

Gold Coast on their way to another flogging.. not a good look.


Hate Essendon, but what a great goal to win it. 

20 minutes ago, Pennant St Dee said:

I was sitting next an Eagles mate last night who tried telling me Margetts never gives them anything.  Margetts had just given a 50/50 Pies way, but I couldn't contain myself, just looked at my mate and said are you for feckin real

Your mate better not say that to a Freo supporter, he may be in big trouble!

8 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Gold Coast on their way to another flogging.. not a good look.

Gold Coast teams don't work, that place is cursed! It's almost like they need to build the team from scratch again. 

35 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Fact is, I often look to deep mismatch games like that with an edge of hope, looking for someone to replace the 186 misery.

Reminds me of the 2007 Grand Final party I went to. Nearly everyone had lost interest after half time and retired to the rear deck. Sometime in the last quarter they were surprised when one of the few still watching the TV let out a massive joyous holler. I was celebrating. Port had just acquired the biggest losing grand final margin of all time. ’88 could sink a little further into the depths of history.   


The Gold Coast need to be killed off. But the AFL won’t do it. 

They will drain the talent pool further...

 

nothing survives up there except Concrete and Corruption....

41 minutes ago, Pates said:

Gold Coast teams don't work, that place is cursed! It's almost like they need to build the team from scratch again. 

Tassie looks warmer as each week passes... (and it stuffs the Hawks)

Lets hope the crows can do the same to essendon next week

If you are both a suns fan and a titans fan then that would feel horrific. 

Edited by dees189227

 
1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

Fact is, I often look to deep mismatch games like that with an edge of hope, looking for someone to replace the 186 misery. Would you believe I put myself through watching the 'highlights' on youtube the other day? Quite the experience, and here we are with Adelaide kicking a goal every three minutes and it still isn't enough to compete with that dark dark moment.

Never forget. Always seek revenge. Against everyone. Like Captain Colostomy.

Meanwhile, we all have to rely on Port and the Crows to keep Essenscum out of finals. How odious.

I am the same. My hopes are raised when there is a likely thrashing but it never gets remotely close to 186. I still live in hope though ?

11 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Lets hope the crows can do the same to essendon next week

If you are both a suns fan and a titans fan then that would feel horrific. 

Such a person exists?


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