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If tmac has done his ACL we can continue this awesome form into 2020

McDonald just says he โ€œdoesnโ€™t think he did his ACLโ€. Jesus Christ!ย 

This year is cursed. Horrible game. Skills are embarrassing. Season needs to end fast.ย 

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Wow.

That scoreline hilariously, and perfectly reflects where this team is at. We're 5 points better than the Blues, thanks to a goalpost.

A draw would have been better, because I'm sure somebody in the club will actually see today as some sort of a win.

Edited by RedButMostlyBlue

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Even though we won, I'm still disgusted. That was a pyrrhic victory.

How many watching from home stood up fromย their couchesย and urged the Hannan kick to at least touch the post at the end?

Kind ofย sums up the season, yeah, yeah, yeahย then just ploop!ย 


We might not be able to field a team by the end of the season the way we are going

Don't know the last time I saw a ball sit on the goal line. Too funny.ย 

Just now, Dee Zephyr said:

How many watching from home stood up fromย their couchesย and urged the Hannan kick to at least touch the post at the end?

Kind ofย sums up the season, yeah, yeah, yeahย then just ploop!ย 

That kick was the perfect summation of our season. Absolute joke.

(Was a good kick donโ€™t get me wrong, but how it just stopped on the line?!)

  • Demonland changed the title to POSTGAME: Rd16 vs Carlton

I'm happy with the win, even if most on here will be negative. 3 down on the bench for the whole last quarter and we fought out a win. Wasn't pretty, but too show that heart says something about the group

I love footy.

I still love all of you.

I'll be back another day, but don't be a [censored] - just enjoy a win.ย  No matter how bad it is.ย  I'd rather a W than an L.

Cheers.


6 - Satyย for having a whinge about the game day thread, in the game day thread, during the game. Comedy gold

5 - MFCSS is alive and well, and something that needs some serious government funding to complete a study on

4 - the $50 bottle of red Iโ€™m going to be getting from a bloke I work with for the win

3,2,1 can go please themselves for all I care.

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Just now, Wiseblood said:

I love footy.

I still love all of you.

I'll be back another day, but don't be a [censored] - just enjoy a win.ย  No matter how bad it is.ย  I'd rather a W than an L.

Cheers.

Welcome back, big fella! :)


WHen you consider it we gutsed it out in the last quarter even though I feel we were out on our feet.

Sensational effort from Oliver, In just about every contest.

Preuss was pretty handy actually

I only started watching right about the time Carlton made a comeback so you can blame me.

Hunt redeemed himself after being truly deplorable in that last quarter with disgusting skills. ย Full credit to him.

I look forward to watching the part where we dominated.

If the focus this pre-season isnโ€™t 100% about improving skills and decision makingย then Goodwin will be gone by halfway through next year.

Just now, Wiseblood said:

I love footy.

I still love all of you.

I'll be back another day, but don't be a [censored] - just enjoy a win.ย  No matter how bad it is.ย  I'd rather a W than an L.

Cheers.

Wise ! Where have you been....! We will be ok

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1 minute ago, Jaded said:

That kick was the perfect summation of our season. Absolute joke.

(Was a good kick donโ€™t get me wrong, but how it just stopped on the line?!)

I've never seen it. Appropriate that it happened to us, especially this year. Like the rest of our footy this year, comedy gold (if you happen to be fortunate not to take it to heart), and tragic.


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