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Jones - devoid of leadershipĀ 

Viney - devoid of confidenceĀ 

T. McDonald - making up numbers

O.McDonald - never imbued confidenceĀ 

Jetta - career worst game

Hibberd - just a shadow

Brayshaw - only shining light

Gawn - should have dominated

Harmes - merely a tagger

Oliver - couldnā€™t hurt oppositionĀ 

Hunt - an opportunistā€™s game

Fritsch - reduced to mediocrity

Petracca - tried but failedĀ 

Lockhart - limited by size

Salem - was shown up

Melksham - had limited involvementĀ 

Weideman - disappointing yet again

Kolodjashnij - was rarely sighted

C.Wagner - had few tricks

J. Wagner - was he playing?

Frost - a limited footballer

Neal -Bullen - continued underwhelming season

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4 minutes ago, Bobby McKenzie said:

PLAY ON MAN.

True.

Harsh on Fritsch,Ā Gawn, Harmes,Ā Lockhart, Viney

J. Wagnerļ»æĀ - was he playing? yep.

Hunt - career bravest game

Gawn/Oliver/Brayshaw - Carrying the team

6/6/6 - Exposing our legs

Umps - Pedants Pedants Pedants

Hibberd - Play him wing

ANB/Melksham - All about me

Lockhart - Great 2nd game

Goodwin - First real challenge

Goodwin - Review Prelim Final?

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MFC Simpletons - Get on valiumĀ 

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Edited by TGR

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ANB: gutless and patheticĀ 

OMac: just hopelessĀ 

Frost: comedy capersĀ 

Umpires: an absolutely disgusting disgrace, should never umpire a game againĀ 

O Mac, Frost, Jones & ANB: F#$@ me drunk

Viney: shadow of himself

Jetta & Hibberd: the decline begins

MFC 22: Looked like Casey


36 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Jones - devoid of leadershipĀ 

Viney - devoid of confidenceĀ 

T. McDonald - making up numbers

O.McDonald - never imbued confidenceĀ 

Jetta - career worst game

Hibberd - just a shadow

Brayshaw - only shining light

Gawn - should have dominated

Harmes - merely a tagger

Oliver - couldnā€™t hurt oppositionĀ 

Hunt - an opportunistā€™s game

Fritsch - reduced to mediocrity

Petracca - tried but failedĀ 

Lockhart - limited by size

Salem - was shown up

Melksham - had limited involvementĀ 

Weideman - disappointing yet again

Kolodjashnij - was rarely sighted

C.Wagner - had few tricks

J. Wagner - was he playing?

Frost - a limited footballer

Neal -Bullen - continued underwhelming season

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Actually agree - no one rates -youā€™ve possibly overstated how good ( bad ) they all were !! Perfect call they were terrible - canā€™t do the basics like mark.Ā 

My three word summaryĀ 

Pathetic - Amateur -Sad !

Fritsch -Ā  our cleanest player

His game wasn't world beating but he won some huge 1/1s and his skills in and around the contest and at ground level were excellent.Ā 

Hunt - Handy up forward.Ā 

Hunt played well up forward, and deserves his spot in the side. Credit where credit is due, he is trying hard to reinvent himself and signs are promising.

Jones - tyre ring quickly

Viney - cannot run anymore

T. McDonald - cannot run anymore

O.McDonald - scratching my head

Jetta - under the pump

Hibberd - under the pump

Brayshaw - wastes the ball

Gawn - gone backwards effectively

Harmes - needs more help

Oliver - needs more help

Hunt - will never makeit

Fritsch - playing without effect

Petracca - tried but failedĀ 

Lockhart - needs more help

Salem - needs more help

Melksham - needs more help

Weideman - needs more help

Kolodjashnij - under the pump

C.Wagner - he worked hard

J. Wagner - was he playing?

Frost - a limited footballer

Neal -Bullen - he worked hard

that reminds me. kolodjashnij is not a good footballer. not slow, not quick. kicking is hit and miss. questionable courage.


Just now, Dr.D said:

that reminds me. kolodjashnij is not a good footballer. not slow, not quick. kicking is hit and miss. questionable courage.

He's playing like a guy who's missed a heap of footy and has also missed the gym. Looked more effective forward than on a wing, and he sure as hell isn't playing down back with his lack of will for the contest.

Right now I'm thinking the best case scenario is getting some VFL in to him and maybe he has another few cracks at games later in the year, he's not lightening which I said when we got himĀ but I think he has enough pace and skill to be something, but he looks entirely like a player who needs another preseason training at a high level before he'll play well.

13 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

He's playing like a guy who's missed a heap of footy and has also missed the gym. Looked more effective forward than on a wing, and he sure as hell isn't playing down back with his lack of will for the contest.

Right now I'm thinking the best case scenario is getting some VFL in to him and maybe he has another few cracks at games later in the year, he's not lightening which I said when we got himĀ but I think he has enough pace and skill to be something, but he looks entirely like a player who needs another preseason training at a high level before he'll play well.

I'm thinking its time we get back to the draft this year and get in some talent. because we are lacking much.

Goodwin =Ā no imagination evident

May = fitness . . . what fitness?

Umpires = back to Bendigo

Lyon = what a hypocriteĀ 

Jones = effectively finished now

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Jones - He should retire


I agree with some of Joeboy's work, but others are a bit off to my mind.Ā 

Jones - Playing dumb football

Viney - Starting to spark

T. McDonald - Not a #1 forward

O.McDonald - Kept losing man

Jetta - career worst game

Hibberd - just a shadow

Brayshaw - only shining light

Gawn - should have dominated

Harmes - Puts in effort

Oliver - Take the shot! Ā 

Hunt - Brave and threatening

Fritsch - Must play forward

Petracca - Take The Shot!!!

Lockhart - Lively but limited

Salem - Only decent kick

Melksham - Terrible hands

Weideman - Can kick straight

Kolodjashnij - Brave.Ā  Getting better.Ā 

C.Wagner - Not the worst

J. Wagner - Hopeless.Ā 

Frost - [censored] weak contests

Neal -Bullen - continued underwhelming season

Edited by RalphiusMaximus

I'm bringing back fencescore

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JONES - Not a wingman (3)

SALEM - Not as prolific (5)

HARMES - A good tagger (6)

PETRACCA - He played better (4)

VINEY - Struggling for form (4)

BRAYSHAW - Hold head high (8)

GAWN - Not at best (5)

OLIVER - Always prolific user (8)

HIBBERD - Lost the plot (2)

KOLODJASHNIJ - Showed some glimpses (3)

FROST - Really dumb footballer (1)

MELKSHAM - Only dangerous target (5)

T.MCDONALD - Is clearly injured (1)

WEIDEMAN - Another quiet game (3)

O.MCDONALD - Completely useless footballer (0)

HUNT - Good opportunist game (5)

NEAL- BULLEN - Continues terrible form (1)

FRITSCH - Better down back (5)

JETTA - Shirked a contest (2)

C.WAGNER - Gave us energy (5)

LOCKHART - Upgrade from Spargo (5)

J.WAGNER - Solid down back (4)

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I really likeĀ this three word summary, JB. Thanks. I'd add:

Backs:

1. Guard a man

2. One man up

Mids:

1. Run both ways

2. Kick to us

Forwards:

1. Make some space

2. Mark one, occasionally

Coaches:

1. Are you blind?

2. Earn your pay

12 minutes ago, Fanatique Demon said:

I really likeĀ this three word summary, JB. Thanks. I'd add:

Backs:

1. Guard a man

2. One man up

Mids:

1. Run both ways

2. Kick to us

Forwards:

1. Make some space

2. Mark one, occasionally

Coaches:

1. Are you blind?

2. Earn your pay

Agree:

backs one man up just drives me crazy!

mids run both ways, in particular Jones just awful example as Captain, Iā€™m above chasing!

forwards make some space, agree 100%, donā€™t all run to same space!

coaches: Backline disorganised, would love to hear from someone who attends training, theyĀ canā€™t possibly coach lets allĀ fly together?


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