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1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just arrived and a young lady gave me a yo-yo!

i offered to show her โ€œaround the world โ€œ and she looked at me as if I was a pervert

You didn't try to 'walk the dog', BBO?

Gorgeous night for footy. Friday night footy feels a bit surreal.ย ย Go Dees โค๏ธ?

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5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just arrived and a young lady gave me a yo-yo!

i offered to show her โ€œaround the world โ€œ and she looked at me as if I was a pervert

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@Bitter but optimistic

I presume the yo-yo was red and blue ?

Does it still work ?ย 

I attended the finals of the yo-yo championships at the Palais theatre in Melbourne many years ago. Pretty sure it was sponsored by Coca-Cola. Sensational show. "Rocking the Baby" was a stand-out.

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1 hour ago, DSP said:

Ive been pretty reserved so far in a awful start to the year, but its time to tip the magazine racks if we dont get it done tonight.

No "we have underdone players"
No "Its at Geelong"
No "It's wet and horrible for footy"

Nothing short of a win Dee's.
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.....its a bit warm..

19 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just arrived and a young lady gave me a yo-yo!

i offered to show her โ€œaround the world โ€œ and she looked at me as if I was a pervert

In age terms BBO, would you have been rocking the cradle ??


7 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Pathetic crowd for a home game against a Victorian team in Round 3.ย 

Such a shame, we only have ourselves to blame. Could have been huge.ย 

1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Such a shame, we only have ourselves to blame. Could have been huge.ย 

Exactly..our own worst enemy

Just now, Delusional demon 82 said:

Pyrotechnics and fireworks ... are weย copying Carlton nowย 

Gill would love itย 

Think of the kids!

I think every club does it know?

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1 minute ago, Delusional demon 82 said:

Pyrotechnics and fireworks ... are weย copying Carlton nowย 

Gill would love itย 

Loved that the fireworks were in synch with hellโ€™s bells drums, a sign of things to come perhaps......


Jack Viney doesnโ€™t look right. Running on his own. Not doingย the fast run throughs. Iโ€™m concerned.ย 

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2 minutes ago, Delusional demon 82 said:

Pyrotechnics and fireworks ... are weย copying Carlton nowย 

And weโ€™re scheisse like them too.ย 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

Feel like it's a coin flip this game. Nothing much else to say, ย hope we keep it in close. Ready to go.


Just now, Delusional demon 82 said:

Maybe instead of a flyingย eagle , we could get Robbo toย paraglide off the southern stand?

Without the paraglider.ย 

why is there so much about the druggies on our home game telecast...happens all the time I dont want to ehar about the opposition.

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Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

Without the paraglider.ย 

Not slobbo , meant Russell Robertson, but I see your point thoughย 

Well this is it isnโ€™t it, both teams under the pump, both having played diabolical footy for the first two rounds. Itโ€™s time we bring it or we can kiss any chance of finals for my mind.ย 


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