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We are poorly skilled and yes lack a forward line.

 

I am listening to Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. 

It lessens the feelings of dread that are building 

we don’t like odd years. It’s too hard to go again

 

Anyone who saw either of our preseason games knew this was coming. We're going to be one of the easiest teams to beat this year. Bottom four looks likely, even though we might recover slightly by midyear and make a charge to the bottom reaches of the eight if we can tweak our gameplay and get Lever back.

 

Just joined from WA.

Why did Jones choose to kick into the wind after winning the toss?  We planning to come home with a wet sail?

 

Easiest team in the AFL to score against. It’s wet FFS! Why are we letting them get so much easy ball? 


Neal Bullen is a mouth breather. 

 

we are going to lose this by 72+

we have no idea how to get the ball forward whatsoever, and the amount of space they're getting is extraordinary in their forward 50

bereft of idea

Just now, Demonland said:

There is no dropping the ball at Geelong Except when a Demon does it. 

It is basically cheating

We’ve gone backwards 3 years. This team looks like it’s trying but doesn’t have the skill or gameplan/game sense to be anything other than “competitive”. 

Our main strength is contested ball and we’ve completely lost it. Teams have worked out how to position themselves to counter our kids at stoppages. Our season isn’t looking good.


So I bought a new fishing rod and reel today. 

Time to get excited again about having the #1 draft pick :( 

Petracca can [censored] off. Drops chest marks and slips basic tackles. He is playing [censored] football when he get sick near it, which isn’t often. Serious waste of talent. So disappointing.


Wow. We’re not even vaguely competitive. 

 

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