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Posted
9 minutes ago, Yze_13 said:

Does anyone have any concrete mail on a supposed fight between Hoges and Milkshake at a dinner that required them to be physically separated?

Fantastic! I thing they call that the Darling manoeuvre.

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Posted
44 minutes ago, Yze_13 said:

Does anyone have any concrete mail on a supposed fight between Hoges and Milkshake at a dinner that required them to be physically separated?

No, But I think I recall hearing that Melks goes-alright.

Posted
5 hours ago, Johnny Karate said:

Not strictly trading but have heard whispers that the latest exodus from GC17 is mainly down to Dew Neelding up the joint.

Damn..

GC are going to be the toughest footy club to play against next year? 

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Posted
3 hours ago, faultydet said:

He looks absolutely delicious!

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry, too much time in provincial Philippines with the in-laws.

I had dog caldarreta in the Philippines once.

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Menzel only and only if he comes for cheap biscuits and performance contract. Pick 60ish as a trade. 

We can give him the 2-years he wants.  Might be handy if we need some depth and goal kicking.  Third forward option deep inside forward 30  

Menzel would like our oversupply into fwd 50. Just need to ensure a Spargo or small forward provides to forward chase. 

Risk V reward 

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38 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Menzel only and only if he comes for cheap biscuits and performance contract. Pick 60ish as a trade. 

We can give him the 2-years he wants.  Might be handy if we need some depth and goal kicking.  Third forward option deep inside forward 30  

Menzel would like our oversupply into fwd 50. Just need to ensure a Spargo or small forward provides to forward chase. 

Risk V reward 

Menzel isn’t a small forward. He doesn’t apply pressure and I would argue he is akin to Melksham and Hannan - who is a poor mans Melksham.

I would think Garlett would still be closer than Menzel to the best 22...

Posted
4 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

Cats are awesome. Dogs are too. This is our Lab. Usually on the other end of the couch watching footy.

Sinbad.jpg

Nice pause, 'Cltosrs''.  ?

Posted
56 minutes ago, DV8 said:

Nice pause, 'Cltosrs''.  ?

i keep seeing clitorus...but perhaps that was deliberate?

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Posted (edited)
45 minutes ago, Danelska said:

i keep seeing clitorus...but perhaps that was deliberate?

I must admit I saw it too.

 The elusive one.

Now you see it, now you don't.

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Apparantly the real reason Kent is leaving is due to a falling out with Jones over tattoo coverage, Kent was not allowed to go past him.

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Posted (edited)
17 minutes ago, Stretch Johnson said:

I must admit I saw it too.

 The elusive one.

Now you see it, now you don't.

like the g spot - does it exist?

appropriately this convo is in the 'rumour file' - does it exist?.... boom tish.

actually - i just wrote the word to see if it was censored by the mods @Stretch Johnson ;)

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Posted
1 hour ago, Jibroni said:

Apparantly the real reason Kent is leaving is due to a falling out with Jones over tattoo coverage, Kent was not allowed to go past him.

 

Please do not post Sam McLure tweets on here.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Jibroni said:

Apparantly the real reason Kent is leaving is due to a falling out with Jones over tattoo coverage, Kent was not allowed to go past him.

Who are we trading harmes for next year? :laugh:

Posted

Cannot believe anyone is interested in Menzel.

Even if he was free - as in we didn't have to give up anything and we didn't have to pay him and he didn't take up a spot on our list - I wouldn't want him.

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Posted
5 hours ago, SFebes said:

No thank you 

What's wrong with Zak Jones I'd take him ahead of Vanders any day.?

Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, titan_uranus said:

Cannot believe anyone is interested in Menzel.

Even if he was free - as in we didn't have to give up anything and we didn't have to pay him and he didn't take up a spot on our list - I wouldn't want him.

Yep no way, wouldn’t even have him as the work experience kid.

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Posted
9 hours ago, DV8 said:

No, But I think I recall hearing that Melks goes-alright.

Just like his football.

Posted
1 hour ago, WERRIDEE said:

What's wrong with Zak Jones I'd take him ahead of Vanders any day.?

I’d be happy for us to keep Vanders over Jones but if we are losing AvB then Jones would be a good return. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, WERRIDEE said:

What's wrong with Zak Jones I'd take him ahead of Vanders any day.?

He’s an overrated and undisciplined space cadet with a faux tough guy attitude who butchers the ball more than his brother 

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