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Opposition Watch: Elimination Final

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7 hours ago, Demonland said:

 

Love it! I think it's Chris Scott that irks me the most, cannot stand him, then add Duckwood, Dangerflog & high 5 smiling Tommy on top. 

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    10 minutes ago, SFebes said:

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    Please Dees wipe the smile off that bloke. Please. 

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    Didn’t really care much about Geelong never really hated them till this year, they are now my most hated club I can’t stand

    the arrogant supporters

    Dangerfield and selwood are cheats and need the umpires for them to play well

    ablett is just a sook, can’t touch him without him sooking to the umps, I hope viney buries him into the turf.

    guthrie for mouthing off at gawn when he missed just screams I’m a [censored]

    chris scott is just a sook

    hawkins a [censored] 

    the list goes on and I can’t wait till they bottom out, without selwood and danger they are nothing, if we beat them next Friday I will be the happiest bloke in Australia 

     

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    Agree Chris Scott is a [censored] who needs his ego to be put back inside his head. 

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    The way I see things we have a chance to play Geelong and Hawthorn over the next 2 weeks. Those 2 teams have handed out more misery to us over the last 20 or so years than any others. I would love the fact we can wipe their a#$%s in 2 finals in a row. I hate those 2 clubs nearly as much as I hate the filth.

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    I'm going to throw a spanner in the works and say I personally don't mind Chris Scott ? Wears his heart on his sleeve, speaks his mind without fear of what others think and his antics in the box are entertaining...

    My only issue with Chris is that he coaches the biggest bunch of [censored] in the league ? 

    This time next week I'll have a dirty hangover and the smell of dead [censored] in the air will be stronger than a necrophiliac's housewarming party!

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    Admin should put a big & bold notice at the beginning of this thread.  WARNING: IMAGES MAY OFFEND! ?

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    3 hours ago, Demonland said:

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    And I'll throw in a free Brad Scott one too. 

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    Adding plenty of fuel to an already flammable fire Demonland??????

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    Last time I checked they finished 8th so don’t really get to whinge about not getting a home final.

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    Cannot stand Geelong. My dislike has increased as the season has progressed. Their idiotic coach, smug players and arrogant supporters - ugh.

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    5 hours ago, brendan said:

    Didn’t really care much about Geelong never really hated them till this year, they are now my most hated club I can’t stand

    the arrogant supporters

    Dangerfield and selwood are cheats and need the umpires for them to play well

    ablett is just a sook, can’t touch him without him sooking to the umps, I hope viney buries him into the turf.

    guthrie for mouthing off at gawn when he missed just screams I’m a [censored]

    chris scott is just a sook

    hawkins a [censored] 

    the list goes on and I can’t wait till they bottom out, without selwood and danger they are nothing, if we beat them next Friday I will be the happiest bloke in Australia 

     

    Just hold on a minute Brendan, 

    the actual order of despised clubs is as follows : 

    Richmond 

    Geelong

    Collingwood / Essendon 

    Then any other club.

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    55 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

    Just hold on a minute Brendan, 

    the actual order of despised clubs is as follows : 

    Richmond 

    Geelong

    Collingwood / Essendon 

    Then any other club.

    Nope mine is 

    geelong

     hawthorn

    collingwood

    essendon 

    the rest I don’t give any thoughts about, don’t hate the tigers yet but some of there supporters are doing there best to sway me, and Carlton are just not relevant enough to be put on any list 

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    what's the opposite of eye-candy?

    Geelong? ?

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    I just can’t stand this club. Getting that little egotistical biatch Dangerfield has just topped it off. 

     

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    Does Scott of the Cat variety hold the record for GIFs in the AFL world?

     

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