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16 minutes ago, Win4theAges said:

Cream my pants.????????

Please make sure you are watching the game at home if that will be the case. 


allow my fingernails to regrow.... until finals!

[censored] on my neighbours lawn. I suspect his dog is doing the same to mine.

 
5 minutes ago, Wizza said:

[censored] on my neighbours lawn. I suspect his dog is doing the same to mine.

Laughed really hard at the above then realised I could be your neighbour. Are you anywhere near the Northern suburbs of Melbourne?


Enjoy the Demonland banter; have a few (too many?) drinks; (hopefully) recover;  review the game to death taking into account all the Demonland prognostications; move on to thinking about the Eagles game some time late in the following week.  Perfect preparation.

51 minutes ago, Wizza said:

[censored] on my neighbours lawn. I suspect his dog is doing the same to mine.

Reminds me of the movie Me Myself & Irene (would love someone to be able to past a gif of the exact scene).  One of the funniest movies of all time, especially if your sense of humour is as warped as mine.

Have a celebratory frothy and then look into plane tickets for around September from out of Japan.

Edited by Colin B. Flaubert

Have gender reassignment treatment and call myself Gloria


1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Laughed really hard at the above then realised I could be your neighbour. Are you anywhere near the Northern suburbs of Melbourne?

LOL fortunately not. I'm in the south east. I do feel sorry for your neighbour however.

Fly to Melbourne from HCMC 03 September!

oh, go to Canberra wedding first week of finals. 

Reckon we’re in cos of that. 

Start to worry about the eagles game.


42 minutes ago, Wizza said:

LOL fortunately not. I'm in the south east. I do feel sorry for your neighbour however.

We are responsible dog owners ( when we win) but someone in the street isn’t. Which reminds me, if we beat the Swans I will finally take the dog for a walk. 

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Will feel happy as Clarry!

I'll be slightly more assured we play finals.

 
20 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Will feel happy as Clarry!

When he threatened the Carlton fan or when he sledged Damien Martyn?


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