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16 minutes ago, Win4theAges said:

Cream my pants.????????

Please make sure you are watching the game at home if that will be the case. 

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    allow my fingernails to regrow.... until finals!

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    [censored] on my neighbours lawn. I suspect his dog is doing the same to mine.

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    5 minutes ago, Wizza said:

    [censored] on my neighbours lawn. I suspect his dog is doing the same to mine.

    Laughed really hard at the above then realised I could be your neighbour. Are you anywhere near the Northern suburbs of Melbourne?

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    Enjoy the Demonland banter; have a few (too many?) drinks; (hopefully) recover;  review the game to death taking into account all the Demonland prognostications; move on to thinking about the Eagles game some time late in the following week.  Perfect preparation.

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    51 minutes ago, Wizza said:

    [censored] on my neighbours lawn. I suspect his dog is doing the same to mine.

    Reminds me of the movie Me Myself & Irene (would love someone to be able to past a gif of the exact scene).  One of the funniest movies of all time, especially if your sense of humour is as warped as mine.

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    Have a celebratory frothy and then look into plane tickets for around September from out of Japan.

    Edited by Colin B. Flaubert

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    Have gender reassignment treatment and call myself Gloria

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    1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Laughed really hard at the above then realised I could be your neighbour. Are you anywhere near the Northern suburbs of Melbourne?

    LOL fortunately not. I'm in the south east. I do feel sorry for your neighbour however.

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    Fly to Melbourne from HCMC 03 September!

    oh, go to Canberra wedding first week of finals. 

    Reckon we’re in cos of that. 

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    Start to worry about the eagles game.

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    42 minutes ago, Wizza said:

    LOL fortunately not. I'm in the south east. I do feel sorry for your neighbour however.

    We are responsible dog owners ( when we win) but someone in the street isn’t. Which reminds me, if we beat the Swans I will finally take the dog for a walk. 

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    Will feel happy as Clarry!

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    I'll be slightly more assured we play finals.

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    20 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

    Will feel happy as Clarry!

    When he threatened the Carlton fan or when he sledged Damien Martyn?

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