If we beat the Swans I will ...

[Bleeds_Red_&_Blue 172]

.... dare to dream

[Smokey 4,391]

Clear my schedule for September 

[Gorgoroth 13,220]

Start getting nervous for the meth coke game...

[YesitwasaWin4theAges 6,830]

Cream my pants.????????

[Guest]

16 minutes ago, Win4theAges said:

Cream my pants.????????

Please make sure you are watching the game at home if that will be the case. 

[Sideshow Bob 2,498]

allow my fingernails to regrow.... until finals!

[Demonland 74,443]

Book a plane ticket to Perth.

@Ethan Tremblay you have room on the couch?

[Wizza 170]

[censored] on my neighbours lawn. I suspect his dog is doing the same to mine.

[Dr. Gonzo 24,468]

Cancel my September holidays

[Dee Zephyr 19,312]

5 minutes ago, Wizza said:

[censored] on my neighbours lawn. I suspect his dog is doing the same to mine.

Laughed really hard at the above then realised I could be your neighbour. Are you anywhere near the Northern suburbs of Melbourne?

[layzie 34,528]

Be thankful Andrew Gaff took the attention off us this week. As terrible as it was...

[Deeoldfart 8,201]

Enjoy the Demonland banter; have a few (too many?) drinks; (hopefully) recover;  review the game to death taking into account all the Demonland prognostications; move on to thinking about the Eagles game some time late in the following week.  Perfect preparation.

[The Chazz 4,077]

51 minutes ago, Wizza said:

[censored] on my neighbours lawn. I suspect his dog is doing the same to mine.

Reminds me of the movie Me Myself & Irene (would love someone to be able to past a gif of the exact scene).  One of the funniest movies of all time, especially if your sense of humour is as warped as mine.

[Guest]

Have a celebratory frothy and then look into plane tickets for around September from out of Japan.

Edited August 6, 2018 by Colin B. Flaubert

[pineapple dee 2,892]

Have gender reassignment treatment and call myself Gloria

[Ethan Tremblay 31,389]

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Book a plane ticket to Perth.

@Ethan Tremblay you have room on the couch?

Plenty. I also have a little recording studio that would be ideal for a DL Podcast. 

[Demonland 74,443]

7 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Plenty. I also have a little recording studio that would be ideal for a DL Podcast. 

Your setup seems more professional than mine.

[Wizza 170]

1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Laughed really hard at the above then realised I could be your neighbour. Are you anywhere near the Northern suburbs of Melbourne?

LOL fortunately not. I'm in the south east. I do feel sorry for your neighbour however.

[radar 1,867]

Fly to Melbourne from HCMC 03 September!

oh, go to Canberra wedding first week of finals. 

Reckon we’re in cos of that. 

[dl4e 5,851]

Start to worry about the eagles game.

[Dee Zephyr 19,312]

42 minutes ago, Wizza said:

LOL fortunately not. I'm in the south east. I do feel sorry for your neighbour however.

We are responsible dog owners ( when we win) but someone in the street isn’t. Which reminds me, if we beat the Swans I will finally take the dog for a walk. 

Edited August 6, 2018 by Dee Zephyr

[Jibroni 5,058]

Will feel happy as Clarry!

[McQueen 17,867]

I'll be slightly more assured we play finals.

[Moonshadow 17,678]

3 hours ago, Demonland said:

Book a plane ticket to Perth.

@Ethan Tremblay you have room on the couch?

Do you like cuffs and uniforms?

[Guest]

20 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Will feel happy as Clarry!

When he threatened the Carlton fan or when he sledged Damien Martyn?