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GAMEDAY - Round 16

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16 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Gee I wish I was in Darwin to get some warm weather. Would feel more confident if this game was at the G.

I wouldn't.  We suck there and they beat us there last season.

 

Melbourne by 363 points

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24 minutes ago, Brownie said:

I did during the week. I think we're a 50 50 proposition. $6 against MFC is insane

Its tempting but then I'll enjoy the game less if we win. The alternative might be to not watch live and only watch replay if we win. 

 
1 hour ago, Old Bear said:

Must be a tough bugger to live in Trentham

Nice people but worst Football team I ever played against

Nah Mums tougher (Hi Dad? (he gets on here a bit))!

bloody cold in winter, so the olds are thawing out in Darwin for a long weekend ?

Players up in Darwin must be watching the Casey game thinking "thank Christ I wasn't dropped this week". Polar opposite conditions.


46 minutes ago, Roost It said:

Melbourne by 363 points

59.9.363

0.0.0

That’s just silly, we’d need 113,361 inside 50 entries. 

Most likely not gonna get to watch this one to my annoyance. Come on Dees. 

I will miss the bulk of the game. My wife has organised dinner out with an old friend of hers (who, frankly I don't really like ) How can wives be so thoughtless ? My next wife might be better on that score. 

 

I'm strongly considering not watching this game. Please convince me to switch it on.

I’m currently hydrating on VB and will

head off to the ground soon. There will likely  be a pub stop on route. It’s rather hot atm

Im pumped over this game. I’ve followed Melbourne to Sydney, Canberra and Darwin previously and never seen a win

I’ll break the ice tonight 

Sadly the maid remained at The Manor so my celebrations will probably be a solitary affair - still they can be quite enjoyable 


10 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

I will miss the bulk of the game. My wife has organised dinner out with an old friend of hers (who, frankly I don't really like ) How can wives be so thoughtless ? My next wife might be better on that score. 

Eat some “off” food immediately

Better to be home in the smallest room watching a feed than being with the wife’s friend

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I’m currently hydrating on VB and will

head off to the ground soon. There will likely  be a pub stop on route. It’s rather hot atm

Im pumped over this game. I’ve followed Melbourne to Sydney, Canberra and Darwin previously and never seen a win

I’ll break the ice tonight 

Sadly the maid remained at The Manor so my celebrations will probably be a solitary affair - still they can be quite enjoyable 

I'm taking care of the manor for you ( the maid let me in).

Some of your cellar needs updating so I'm helping to clear out the old stock.

Also, the maids outfit is a little bit formal for my liking so I've bought over a French frilly number for her .

Please don't barrack too loudly-you'll mozz the team as you tend to do when interstate.

Don't hurry back-just send her wages through plus some extra house keeping money.

I'll keep her busy .

How in the front doors are the Dees $1.12 to win this match? Similar odds to last week...the books are usually very switched but this one has me stumped.

Do yourselves a favour and put $50 on the purples...be happy either way...

8 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I'm taking care of the manor for you ( the maid let me in).

Some of your cellar needs updating so I'm helping to clear out the old stock.

Also, the maids outfit is a little bit formal for my liking so I've bought over a French frilly number for her .

Please don't barrack too loudly-you'll mozz the team as you tend to do when interstate.

Don't hurry back-just send her wages through plus some extra house keeping money.

I'll keep her busy .

You’re just being vindictive and trying to spoil my well earned break

”The Lads” would never allow one of your status admission to the hallowed Manor 

37 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

...my celebrations will probably be a solitary affair - still they can be quite enjoyable 

Story of your life, Uncle


21 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You’re just being vindictive and trying to spoil my well earned break

”The Lads” would never allow one of your status admission to the hallowed Manor 

The lads are roasting up nicely. Unfortunately someone bumped into the Merc whilst I was putting some essentials on your account at the grocer.

Freo's odds have ballooned out to $7. Ridiculous.

The last time Melbourne's opponent had odds of $7 was Round 23 last year. I think we all remember what happened then!!

 

2 hours ago, —coach— said:

Nah Mums tougher (Hi Dad? (he gets on here a bit))!

bloody cold in winter, so the olds are thawing out in Darwin for a long weekend ?

Even though I'm from the Macedon ranges I'm always shocked when I visit mum in malmsbury and it's inevitably cold. 

Very very cold

2 minutes ago, timbo said:

Even though I'm from the Macedon ranges I'm always shocked when I visit mum in malmsbury and it's inevitably cold. 

Very very cold

It’s 30 here in Darwin timbo 

suck it up!!!!!

9 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bitter has risen in Katherine 

I shall end my perilous outback odyssey in Darwin this afternoon and make a grand entrance at the football this evening 

I expect the team to be inspired by my presence and thrash those Westralians soundly!

Inn Katherine Bitter's, uncle?

 

tonight's garb, uncle ?

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6 hours ago, Mr Steve said:

Like the fact that everyone has kept their mouths shut this week. Just get it done .

winna.

5 hours ago, ding said:

betting.JPG.a382779a56344f36b5724fd52785376e.JPGWhat are the betting agencies thinking? Dont they know anything about MFC and its recent form?

I have never gambled on footy, but it is seriously tempting to throw a few dollars at the Dockers.

We should win, but we should have won several times lately. 

Thats how they make there money.

11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It’s 30 here in Darwin timbo 

suck it up!!!!!

I'm on the northern rivers so have enjoyed a delightful mid winter 26 deg day . Now rehydrating with the   Furphys on the deck

 
1 hour ago, Chook said:

I'm strongly considering not watching this game. Please convince me to switch it on.

Duuuurrrrrwayne Russell is calling the Port v Saints game. 


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