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Can Razor Ray have his own TV show ?

pineapple dee
in Melbourne Demons

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Honestly, this guys ego is bigger than Jupiter. Three times at least he's overruled  or  paid frees from 40 - 50 metres off the play. He has to be front and centre in every game he officiates. He'd be an absolute beauty for some TV show based on the cult of his own personality. Perfect opportunity for a show pony like Razor.

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    He is a peacock is Razor Ray. He is letting the players and other umpires know that everyone is there to look at him and his pretty feathers.

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    Put him in a house like Big Brother. 

    Don’t film it or anything. Just lock him in there and don’t let him out. 

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    I kept laughing at his hair cut. 

    I reckon the 'fade' haircut looks average, at best, on young men and downright awful on a 40 something.

    ...maybe he had a problem with his razor...?

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    15 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

    Put him in a house like Big Brother. 

    Don’t film it or anything. Just lock him in there and don’t let him out. 

    Make the house airtight and suck all the oxygen out. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    With what appeared to be a newly acquired fake tan, I'm imagining a very small George Hamilton  but without the charisma or any discernible talent....and a Napoleon complex.

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    Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Make the house air-tight and suck all the air out. 

    Won’t take him long to do that, sucks the air out of a game pretty quick. 

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    18 minutes ago, Adzman said:

    He is a peacock is Razor Ray. He is letting the players and other umpires know that everyone is there to look at him and his pretty feathers.

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    His neurons are receding faster than his hairline.

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    They should banish him to umpire in the Western Region Football League, where he would be just a Little Ray of Sunshine.

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    He has clearly never heard of the aphorism “the best umpires go through the game unnoticed”. 

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    Phew!

    I was worried that this was another weird thread started by DV8 featuring unrelated pictures and bizarre non-sequiturs.

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    17 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    @Wadda We Sing this thread needs the Razor pose.

     

    Done. As i put in the post match.... He came over to the fence near us and we yelled out, among other things, hey Ray....how about a pic....and to everyone's surprise he turned around and posed for a picture....the game was going on of course, albeit a stoppage, but still.......he really copped it.

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    5 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    Honestly, this guys ego is bigger than Jupiter. Three times at least he's overruled  or  paid frees from 40 - 50 metres off the play. He has to be front and centre in every game he officiates. He'd be an absolute beauty for some TV show based on the cult of his own personality. Perfect opportunity for a show pony like Razor.

    i would happily ignore him on tv, cos unfortunately you can't ignore him when he umpires

    nicholls is worse

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    11 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Make the house airtight and suck all the oxygen out. 

    Nah fill it with gas and throw a match in.

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    The Real Compromisers of Midget County

    I take no offence with the above as I am about an inch taller than razor.

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    How about The Shortest Loser?

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    12 hours ago, Wadda We Sing said:

    Done. As i put in the post match.... He came over to the fence near us and we yelled out, among other things, hey Ray....how about a pic....and to everyone's surprise he turned around and posed for a picture....the game was going on of course, albeit a stoppage, but still.......he really copped it.

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    Turned away from the game to you guys posing for a photo, but in all likelihood called a free to Footscray in the pack from 100 meters off play :-(((

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    15 minutes ago, monoccular said:

    Turned away from the game to you guys posing for a photo, but in all likelihood called a free to Footscray in the pack from 100 meters off play :-(((

    There were about 200 of us giving it too him M, with some very colorful language most of which was not in the Oxford dictionary!! He has a pretty thick skin and laughed it all off. But yes he turned away from the game. Many people were very amused. We had a really great laugh with everybody there. Pity i didnt film it and send it into the afl. :)

     

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    18 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Make the house airtight and suck all the oxygen out. 

    He would still find a way to  be an oxygen thief.

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    His tv show would be called How to get away with murder - Razor style

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