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Round 9 Non MFC Games ... Shanghai Dumplings

Diamond_Jim
in Melbourne Demons

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Lets hope the saints can now beat the filth.

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    19 minutes ago, Mr Steve said:

    Also a wake up call for us tomorrow, take no team for granted. 

    Especially one without Mark Neeld.

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    Having lost their game day strategy guru Mark Neeld, I expected the Bombers to fold like a house of cards,..........and yet.......

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    Worsfold wants to be sacked. He’s spewin they won. 

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    What universe are we in ??

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    bloody hell. saints are playing soooooo dumb. your coach's career is on the line boys! less handballs and more spread!

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    Imagine taking Billings before Bomtempelli. 

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    1 hour ago, pineapple dee said:

    Having lost their game day strategy guru Mark Neeld, I expected the Bombers to fold like a house of cards,..........and yet.......

    It's like the reverse Pascoe meter contra indicator on finance 

    Flashing red

    weeee oooo weeee oooo

    want performance? Get (rid of) neeld

    sorry neeldy I'm sure it wasn't you. Total fluke plus the bombers swallowed the angry pills (or some pills anyway, no one will know what's in them)

     

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    The return of the prodigal son at Catland isn't gong too well for them.  Looked like he was running in cement at times.

    Would love if the Dangerfield era delivered nothing for them after they were handed him on a platter.

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    Brisbane beating the Hawks... geez that would make the day even sweeter.

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    I tipped the Lions after seeing their attack on the ball last week against the Dogs. Full credit to Fagan. They'll pick up a big scalp or two before the season's end.

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    I have just witnessed one of the worst goal umpiring decisions ever that was accompanied by a field umpire panicking.

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    Comon Brizzy, get that first win!

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    51 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

    Comon Brizzy, get that first win!

    ....and putting the Hawks out of the 8 in the process.?

    Edited by Dee Zephyr

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    18 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    ....and putting the Hawks out of the 8 in the process.?

    ... and we sent Carlton to stone motherless last.

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