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AFL Finals - Week 1

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in Melbourne Demons

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Sydney. Half of essendon's team shouldn't be playing

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    I've read this question six times, expecting there to be some sort of trick in there... 

     

     

    Sydney, of course.

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    8 minutes ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

    I've read this question six times, expecting there to be some sort of trick in there... 

     

     

    Sydney, of course.

    Sydney 

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    A massive sinkhole .

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    What Mr Samarach - IOC president said about 25 years ago

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    2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Including Hibberd? Just saying. 

    Technically yes, but as a Melbourne player, I have a slight bias towards both him and Milkshake

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    Essendrug must die

    Goodbye Jab. You know where the Paperwork is, as Captain i am sure you have asked question. 

    If you haven't you are a weak dog

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    Essendon. Only because I know there's no chance they get past the Crows if they can beat the Cats next week. Don't want either of them to win but Swans are a genuine flag threat, bombers aren't.

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    Don't really care who wins...but you have to admire Essendon in some ways. $hithouse team but there is always great expectation on them and they always seem to play with pride.

    Essendon fans get great bang for their buck in return for their support of the club. To be in the finals after their recent disasters puts a number of other clubs to shame.

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    Put a sock in it Ling, dribble, dribble, dribble.

    Buddy is on one leg and kicked a hat-trick in 5 minutes.

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    15 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

    Essendon. Only because I know there's no chance they get past the Crows if they can beat the Cats next week. Don't want either of them to win but Swans are a genuine flag threat, bombers aren't.

    I'd rather Ess were knocked out now!  Let Cats or Crows take care of Sydney.

    There is more than enough smug arrogance about Ess with 'premierships are their destiny'!

    Couldn't bear it if they were to win a final after all the AFL benevolence in the last few years.

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    Im really enjoying this. Dont worry the Crows will take care of sydney.

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    Glad its them not us tbh 

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    5 minutes ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

    I'd rather Ess were knocked out now!  Let Cats or Crows take care of Sydney.

    There is more than enough smug arrogance about Ess with 'premierships are their destiny'!

    Couldn't bear it if they were to win a final after all the AFL benevolence in the last few years.

    Thing is I don't think cats can stop Sydney and crows are 50/50 at best

    Immaterial now, Swans are pulverising them

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    This is beautiful. Everyone's second favourite team (finger down throat) getting flogged.

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    The Swans are scarily good. 

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    1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    This is marvellous TV

    SODOMIZE THEM SWANNIES....

    Great minds SWYL

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    Essendon getting absolutely pounded at the moment. 

    What a tragedy for them...

    :roos:

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