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POST MATCH DISCUSSION - Round 14

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How bl***y good was that?!?! Injuries from last week, injuries in the game, a huge crowd against us,  and one of the gutsiest wins in ghe last decade. Best win of the year for mine.

Jack Viney, I think I want to have your babies.

TMac - astonishing.

Pedo - you are a great late-game player.  

 
1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm in [censored] Singapore and missed our two best wins in years!!!

FM double dead!!!!!!!

Sorry BBO....you cant come back then :rolleyes:

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm in [censored] Singapore and missed our two best wins in years!!!

FM double dead!!!!!!!

I'm in Guangzhou.  shouted the hotel down


BEST. GAME. EVER

 

At a pub at Port Douglas.  Watched with about 5 or 6 dees supporters.  High fives and beers all round

I am without speech.


Heart rate in a fair gallop. 

Great to see the box go nuts as well... another Good Win :)


This beats the crows win by a huge margin

Seriously Under manned and literally crucified in hostile territory.

Eat a big fat bowl of salt cokers. You booing, sooky bastards!

WE HAVE ARRIVED

And who said Tommy Mac couldn't play forward!! Kicks a bag of 5 including the match winner. Goodwin, take a bow!!! 

Just now, Maldonboy38 said:

How bl***y good was that?!?! Injuries from last week, injuries in the game, a huge crowd against us,  and one of the gutsiest wins in ghe last decade. Best win of the year for mine.

Jack Viney, I think I want to have your babies.

TMac - astonishing.

Pedo - you are a great late-game player.  

We need to have multiple clones made of Jack Viney, multiple father sons in the making.  Could clone a few more Mc Donalds and a couple of Gawn's while at it.

I CANT [censored] BREATHE! 

My Mrs came out to check on me after TMacs goal to find me in a foetal position with a cushion in my mouth moaning like a [censored]. 

This is real now. 


4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm in [censored] Singapore and missed our two best wins in years!!!

FM double dead!!!!!!!

I have missed our best (last) three from Italy, Switzerland and Germany, and unfortunately  will be in Athens when we demolish the Swans next week! ☹️

I screamed so loud the cat flew out of the room.

im still shaking and the adrenaline is pumping so hard I won't be sleeping for a few hours yet.

Jack Viney's game tonight is one of the most courageous performances I've seen from a captain in Melbourne colours. He is toughness personified, he will get all coaches votes and should have it double. 

Tommy Mac, wow. What a night, 5 goals anywhere anytime is good. Against the eagles on their home turf, amazing. 

What a game!

 

I'm so stoked, I'm going to go with the poem I wrote for the game this morning ...

I love a sunburnt country, 
A land of sweeping plains, 
Where all roads head to its west,
And a stadium called "Domain", 
I love her far horizons, 
I love her quirky weather, 
Where the beauty of her western coast,
Is the home of Neville Jetta.

'Tis a bleak-hearted country, 
A wilful, lavish land 
If your team has rarely won there, 
You will clearly understand 
though Earth holds many splendours, 
And days get darker and blacker,
All I ask the lord for tonight is winning smiles, 
From Pedo, Buggy and Petracca. 

A pity I couldn't find something to rhyme with Tom McDonald. 

SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN DOVES CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This group is SPECIAL!!!!!


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