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GAME DAY - Round 9

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We're playing poorly today and the umpires are horrendous. Can't see us winning this one and its gut wrenching seeing us lose to these dirty campaigners agains.

 

Matt Nicholls can go suck a [censored]

Do we deserve to win? Played one good quarter. I think no. Even if we dominate this quarter, I don't think we've tackled hard enough.

 

The club need to publicly blast the umpires after the game. 

President and Ceo should do it. 

Getting reamed with a barb wire dildo

Free kicks 18 to 9 Norths way.

Its not just the disparity, its the obvious missed ones......

Watch the umps even it up in the last by calling every contested mark or clean take we have as a free. Happens practically every game. (Not just ours)

 


We are flat. We look asleep. If we don't come out with some intent we will get smashed. 

We are mentally the weakest team in the AFL and that's why we are not finals material. 

Their is no-one to blame but ourselves. The umpiring is atrocious, and they have lost control a bit.

 

But we don't care. Bugg had more mongrel in his little finger than some of our other players whole body.  He's no star, and shouldn't be getting a game. But he died dish it out. 

 

We're being mauled at every stage, after every mark, after every free kick.  

We've recovered from the Neeld years, and we've got talent. 

We will never be a good teem until we are much much tougher. I get it about "hard at the ball". But that's not enough. Tell that to Scarlett, Hodge, Mitchell, Rook, Brereton etc etc etc

 
1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Can't see us winning this. We are the great pretenders.

Oh and Weideman is utter useless 

As long as you have Weids and Oscar playing together in this team you will always struggle IMO.  You can cover one player missing at times against ordinary opponents but not 2


Peter Jackson time to send the afl a please explain! This is just not okay. It's been the difference in the game 

Id like to actually see my team win at home live.

 

Would be nice.

We should be behind, but FMD how many trips haven't been paid on our forward 55 ugh

Bunch of self-satisfied tossers. Come out after after time with no intensity. Then realise too late.


Stock standard melbourne pretending to be a good afl side, but we are average 

1 minute ago, Gorgoroth said:

And FFS get rid of that stupid raise hell song!

Its time to play afl would be a better choice


Hannan looks very clean and confident. 

 

Hannan...more good thinking


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