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If we don't beat Carltank today I will..

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Sigh deeply and resign myself to another False Dawn of hope! Having said that if we don't win by 50+ pionts I feel we will not have gained much!

 

Start a "it's time to go, Simon Goodwin" thread 

 

Get my ProDee and Jack Watts Kama Sutra tattoos removed. 


Blame the usual suspects like Watts, Neeld and Schwab. 

Consider installing the 'beyondblue' number on my 'phone  .................  (just kidding).

 

Be deeply depressed though not necessarily surprised.


7 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Get a tattoo of Stuie on my leg. 

Or put a tattoo of you on his!

Drink.

 

 

 

Heavily.

45 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Get a tattoo of Stuie on my leg. 

BTW where is Stuie? 

16 minutes ago, america de cali said:

BTW where is Stuie? 

Seems to have disappeared the same time his 2 faves Dawesy and Lumumba got the chop. Coincidence? I think not. 


Have an epic meltdown at the G like last time when I had a whole row of people turning around to look

38 minutes ago, america de cali said:

BTW where is Stuie? 

Last I heard he'd grown his hair and was running "Stuie's school of political correctness and how to balance on a high horse."

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1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Last I heard he'd grown his hair and was running "Stuie's school of political correctness and how to balance on a high horse whilst playing guitar."

 


Tell em all to get st$@@ed

 
17 minutes ago, RedBlueandTrue said:

Watch rick and morty and try and forget football exists 

It was a good one, let me tell you! (And don’t worry. I’m sure we win in at least one dimension).

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