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GAMEDAY - Round 17

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How pathetic is our backline. My god we are useless back there.

Edited by jnrmac

Too easy. McDonald needed to run harder and make the spoil. 

 

This club will never learn to win a close game.

We are just far too dumb.

Oh and Mitch White can enjoy Casey for the rest of the year.

Petracca can't kick to save himself.


1 hour ago, olisik said:

When Kent plays well, we play well

When we all play well, we go well.

We aren't strong enough to carry passengers.

6 minutes ago, rjay said:

 

 

The skipper is playing with a bad knee...give it a break guys.

Known by all opposition clubs, supporters and serious Demons as one of the gutsiest leaders in the game.

Maybe better off being rested then. Fn useless out there currently

 

Harmes disposal is terrible. Needs to go back and work on it and he will be a very handy player


How to beat Melbourne

 

step 1: flick the ball out of the pack in any direction 

step 2: win 


I've seen everyone in our backline bar TMac be blown off the ball like an u12 kid 

The only way they're better than us is a 10-point IQ advantage per player.

And Watts prob has an IQ of 150 so it says a lot for the dumbness of the rest

I'll say it again because there's little else to say. They are faster, more skilled,smarter and cleaner than us. The Saints WILL finish higher than us this year because they are a BETTER TEAM. 


Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

I'm done with this pathetic excuse of a football club. 

Assuming that will be your last comment ever here then. Bye Ethan.

 

Thanks for what you have done for this club Grimes.

But you are finished. 

Put a fork in him.

saints are a sh*t team. we make them look like world beaters 

 
1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I'm done with this pathetic excuse of a football club. 

No your not


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