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MATCH PREVIEW AND TEAM SELECTION - Round 15

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Just now, MarkMacca said:

Of the five ins, who do u think will replace Wagner and Oliver?

I think Grimes is a certain inclusion, and then take your pick of Harmes and M. Jones for Oliver.  I don't think Michie or Garlett have done enough to get the call up as yet.

11 minutes ago, MarkMacca said:

Of the five ins, who do u think will replace Wagner and Oliver?

I think Grimes and harmes will come in this week.

 

Surely Grimes takes Wagner's spot this week. Surely.

As for replacing Oliver, none of the other ins are really the right type of player. I wouldn't mind M Jones getting a recall. He didn't do anything wrong when he was in the side at the start of the year.

Won't be happy if Grimes comes in. Tells the world all you need to do if you want you want to play a game is talk about jumping ship

39 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Ha ha ha RTG !!  You really are one the cunniest funts who posts on this forum!!

BBO, I take no credit for the comedic styling's of Picket Fence.

 
Just now, olisik said:

Won't be happy if Grimes comes in. Tells the world all you need to do if you want you want to play a game is talk about jumping ship

When did Grimes talk about jumping ship?

2 hours ago, Return to Glory said:

Parking inspector?

 

 I was thinking funeral director ... 


18 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

When did Grimes talk about jumping ship?

Pretty massive article this week with extensive quotes from his manager.

Still, as usual olisik drawing a long bow.

2 hours ago, Return to Glory said:

Parking inspector?

 

Ah No I am certainly popular with my clientele! 

4 hours ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Oliver omitted is crazy.

Absoluteley agree, In other newsI I notice Jarryd Lyons is named in Adelaide's team. A very good onballer,  I think he is the  son of One time Melbourne player, Marty Lyons!! 

If so, another who pased through the cracks! Doh!!

6 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Ah No I am certainly popular with my clientele! 

I know you want me to guess Picket. Perhaps I'll eliminate a couple. I'd be stunned if you taught English in any capacity. That's out. You've also said that you're popular with your clientele. On that basis I've ruled out human beings. I'm left with greyhound trainer.

4 hours ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Oliver omitted is crazy.

Absoluteley agree, In other newsI I notice Jarryd Lyons is named in Adelaide's team. A very good onballer,  I think he is the  son of One time Melbourne player, Marty Lyons!! 

If so, another who pased through the cracks! Doh!!


4 hours ago, picket fence said:

WTF CLARRY CHOO CHOO  OMITTED ?????

AND DUDSVILLE OMC DONALD stays!??

The most shithouse decisions EVER!! 

Bulltish and dreadfull Im speachless!!

Jesus picket youre harmless enough but this post was the straw and all that. Such a high percentage of inane posts.

In the voice of donald trump. You're ignored!

4 hours ago, picket fence said:

And Oscar Mc Donald?? Gets rewarded for yet another "Average" Game?? but I am delusional and know Jack Sheeit!

Mmmmm! My Christian spirit forbids me from saying more. Mmmmm!

Edited by The Reverend

4 hours ago, picket fence said:

Ah No, I am certainly popular with my clientele! 

I wouldn't worry too much about Oli Picket he'll be right. His tank has been a problem all year, would prefer to see him run  out some games in the VFL before he gets back in.

Would prefer to see Harmes and M.Jones get a run before Grimes and Michie and I doubt that Garlett has done enough to get back in the side.

Popular with clientele hey! Does this involve night shifts?

Last time Bernie did a glorious job of roughing up Dangerfield and taking him out of the game while having a cracking, attacking game himself.  This time Sloane is the dangerman.  Bernie or Bugg to take him out for us to have a chance!

Crows forward 6 look downright scary!  Our on-ballers need to work super hard defensively to stop the ball getting into Crows forward half - starve them of opportunities or we will be toast!


Glad Wagners out of the side albeit through injury... Hopefully Grimes gets a run and takes his chance and keeps him out. 

Edited by JV7

16 minutes ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

Last time Bernie did a glorious job of roughing up Dangerfield and taking him out of the game while having a cracking, attacking game himself.  This time Sloane is the dangerman.  Bernie or Bugg to take him out for us to have a chance!

Crows forward 6 look downright scary!  Our on-ballers need to work super hard defensively to stop the ball getting into Crows forward half - starve them of opportunities or we will be toast!

100% spot on LH. This is where the game will be won or lost - the defensive effort and work rate of our midfield. The game against St. Kilda was a classic example.

Also, one-on-one, the Crows forward personnel are a class above our developing defenders. If our midfield does not work super hard, it could be a horrible result.  Add Bugg to Sloane, and ensure our half forwards are awake and aware of the drive the Crows get from half back and we should match it with them. 

12 hours ago, MarkMacca said:

Of the five ins, who do u think will replace Wagner and Oliver?

In: Jones (for Wag), Harmes (for Clarry)

 
12 hours ago, picket fence said:

Ah No, I am certainly popular with my clientele! 

You work with the deaf? Good for you PF.

57 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

100% spot on LH. This is where the game will be won or lost - the defensive effort and work rate of our midfield. The game against St. Kilda was a classic example.

Also, one-on-one, the Crows forward personnel are a class above our developing defenders. If our midfield does not work super hard, it could be a horrible result.  Add Bugg to Sloane, and ensure our half forwards are awake and aware of the drive the Crows get from half back and we should match it with them. 

From that summary this could go either horribly wrong or right Maldon! There goes my peaceful nights sleep (or two!)


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