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My 3 word player analysis V Essendon

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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N.Jones - was well held

Vince - some insignificant touches

Hogan - overwhelmed and disinterested

Salem - was surprisingly wasteful

Watts - little to commend

Viney - no heroics today

Lumumba - carefree and wasteful

Brayshaw - was understandably rusty

Gawn - very little impact

Tyson - prolific but wasteful

Oliver - looked uncomfortable today

Kent - nothing to commend

Garland - probably not playing

Pedersen - nothing to commend

McDonald - was systematically destroyed

Bugg - was hardly sighted 

Kennedy - our only winner

Garlett - 15 minute performance 

vandenBerg - loose and ineffective

Jetta - was rarely noticed

Harmes - out of depth

M.Jones - had no impact

 

 

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    1 minute ago, Rusty Nails said:

    Flat track bullies

    Wouldn't say that, we beat GWS who are a much better opponent.

    Bloody complacent is what I'd say, and it was absolutely pathetic. Still don't know how to win and still can't bury this [censored] excuse for a club.

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    MFC - Lost the "unlosable"...!!

    (As only the MFC could!  shakes his head and takes another swig of beer...)

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    Welcome Number 1 draft pick.

    What a disgusting performance & most embarrassing performance in any AFL game in history.

    Make no mistake this was a club with a bunch of old hacks, little or no pre season & 2 years of turmoil.How the club can be so insignificant for so long without serious question amazes me

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    Vanders - no longer tackles

    VIney - fit of fumbles

    Bugg - offers fark all

    Kennedy - team's only competitor

    Hogan - pre ma donna

    TMac - jeckyl and hyde

    Garland - pass the bong

    lamumba - please God no!

    Watts - welcome back Jack

    Pedo - on borrowed time

    Gawn - shocking tap work

    Ruck and clearance coaches - what's the plan?

    Kent - maybe gone forever?

    Garlett - Thank you Malthouse

    Tyson - kicked like poo

    Brayshaw - bad selection decision

    Oliver - 2nd game blues

    Salem - wasted in backline

    N. Jones - good not great

    Vince - on downward slope?

    M Jones - couldn't get involved

    Jetta - lowered his colours

    Roos/Goodwin - did not inspire

    Harmes - not doing enough

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    5 minutes ago, Demon from Sydney said:

    Welcome Number 1 draft pick.

    What a disgusting performance & most embarrassing performance in any AFL game in history.

    Make no mistake this was a club with a bunch of old hacks, little or no pre season & 2 years of turmoil.How the club can be so insignificant for so long without serious question amazes me

    No #1 pick, our first rounder goes to GC

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    Remain mentally soft 

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    lost our trust

    Edited by monoccular

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    20 minutes ago, Mickey 'O' said:

    No #1 pick, our first rounder goes to GC

    If we finish bottom 2 this year we will be an absolute laughing stock of the comp! 

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    1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

    If we finish bottom 2 this year we will be an absolute laughing stock of the comp! 

    If we aren't already

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    Garlett - very, very fumbly

    Hogan - lazy petulant toddler

    Roos - badly outcoached today

    Selection committee - absolute friggin shocker

    Kent - not giving anything

    Salem - where's he gone? 

     

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    2 hours ago, Mickey 'O' said:

    No #1 pick, our first rounder goes to GC

    That was always going to bite us on the arse.

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    Let's hope that the Match Committee picks Neal-Buleen, Petracca, Trengove and Weideman next week. Out should go Kent, Oliver (rested), Vandenberg (rest) and maybe Tyson (dropped until he is playing better). I think that Brayshaw will be up and about next week and so will Hogan.

     

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    4 hours ago, joeboy said:

    N.Jones - was well held

    Vince - some insignificant touches

    Hogan - overwhelmed and disinterested

    Salem - was surprisingly wasteful

    Watts - little to commend

    Viney - no heroics today

    Lumumba - carefree and wasteful

    Brayshaw - was understandably rusty

    Gawn - very little impact

    Tyson - prolific but wasteful

    Oliver - looked uncomfortable today

    Kent - nothing to commend

    Garland - probably not playing

    Pedersen - nothing to commend

    McDonald - was systematically destroyed

    Bugg - was hardly sighted 

    Kennedy - our only winner

    Garlett - 15 minute performance 

    vandenBerg - loose and ineffective

    Jetta - was rarely noticed

    Harmes - out of depth

    M.Jones - had no impact

     

     

    Spot-on as usual with the sole exception of Jones (N) who I thought plugged away manfully as ever .

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    1 hour ago, goodwindees said:

    Kent - AFL's biggest tease

    Harmes - Just VFL standard

    Bugg - Just VFL standard

    Hogan - Cuurrency in decline

    He hasn't done enough to be a tease...

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