... adopt a baby kitten from the animal shelter.

Edited April 1, 201610 yr by 45HG
Edited for taste and for you to do something good in the world. Don't post like that again.

Get the popcorn ready and enjoy everyone losing the plot around here.

Call in sick monday.

be unsurprised but severely disappointed.

cry

 

Watch all my pre-season optimism trickle down the gutter.

Leave the country!

Seriously tho maybe it is time to change these threads to 'if we beat xxxx i will...'  That we are so used to losing prompts the negative threads.  It pampers to DL's MFCSS neurosis.

I know it is early days but lets assume we will win the next game

Edited April 1, 201610 yr by Lucifer's Hero

52 minutes ago, Bleeds_Red_&_Blue said:

... adopt a baby kitten from the animal shelter.

Now I want to know what the original said

Give myself  the squeeze a jolly good flogging.

Un-ignore Stuie.

Scrap that, I'll pull out a tooth.

We can't lose tomorrow. We're starting to get some recognition, if we lose we're not back to square one in the eyes of the media and the football world, we're behind it.

Edited April 1, 201610 yr by Ethan Tremblay

The back up plan if we lose is to follow the women's pretend footy and if that fails I will become a interplanetary time traveller. Bacxk to 1950's to see the Dees win all those flags.

2 minutes ago, ENYAW said:

The back up plan if we lose is to follow the women's pretend footy and if that fails I will become a interplanetary time traveller. Bacxk to 1950's to see the Dees win all those flags.

Your attitude certainly matches the 50's timeframe.

I think I will seriously cry

A loss is just not an option for this club at this point in time

Hand back my family membership... Except the Max Gawn height chart, that's classic

 

Seriously though who's idea was that, marketing genius

I am leaving the country on Wednesday and if the putrid thought happens i will seriously consider leaving the Footy Jumper behind..

But it won't happen. 

The jumper will be worn...

Say "I told you so" to those who doubted my terror.

a win is non-negotiable

Won't happen, close thread.

Lose 100 bucks to Crownbet

2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

I am leaving the country on Wednesday and if the putrid thought happens i will seriously consider leaving the Footy Jumper behind..

But it won't happen. 

The jumper will be worn...

You aren't seriously taking your footy jumper overseas are you? 

18 minutes ago, Undeeterred said:

You aren't seriously taking your footy jumper overseas are you? 

Always pack the colours...

If we lose this I will crawl into a bottle of scotch and watch the Grand old flag DVD on repeat (because that DVD covers the good times!)

Have Rohan Bail's telephone number tattooed on my forehead. 

Post a naked selfie on demonland.