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If we lose to Essendon I will....

Bleeds_Red_&_Blue
in Melbourne Demons

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8 minutes ago, Peter Griffen said:

Post a naked selfie on demonland.

Mods please close thread and delete

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    2 hours ago, Peter Griffen said:

    Post a naked selfie on demonland.

    I hope we lose if that is you in your profile picture

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    I wouldn't be surprised 

    I would be mighty annoyed but not surprised. Also I'll be thanking my lucky stars that I'm on the other side of the planet where nobody can remind me of such humiliation (except for on social media). 

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    I don't know what I'll do but I'll be mightily [censored].

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    9 hours ago, Redlegs Too said:

    Won't  happen. 

    What won't happen? The loss or PG's naked selfie?

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    I will curl up in the fetal position and weep if we don't win this game.

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    We won't.

    Close thread ;)

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    I've heard that Biffen has vowed to go legit in all future business dealinge if the Dees don't win!

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    It's half time and not looking good. Stuie where will I meet you after for that hug? 

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    1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

    It's half time and not looking good. Stuie where will I meet you after for that hug? 

    I'll be in the gutter outside the cricketers....

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    1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

    Might possibly be in the back of a paddy wagon by then

    Tell ya what, I'll join you. F#*k all our Demonland pettiness, we're all red and blue brothers and this is gonna hurt if it doesn't turn around.

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    1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

    Yeah nah.

    Offered you a truce and a handshake Moonie.

    On ya for being too tough to accept it.

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    Be $550 richer. So predictable.

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    36 minutes ago, stuie said:

    Offered you a truce and a handshake Moonie.

    On ya for being too tough to accept it.

    Do you honestly think people want to meet you? Bwahahaha!

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    What a useless side the Dees are. Can't beat a half strength Essendon side. Pathetic.  The Dees can go and get stuffed.

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    3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Do you honestly think people want to meet you? Bwahahaha!

    Do you honestly think I was going to meet you in real life? I was offering a Demonland truce, obviously you're just too much of a big man for that.

     

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    6 minutes ago, stuie said:

    Do you honestly think I was going to meet you in real life? I was offering a Demonland truce, obviously you're just too much of a big man for that.

     

    Whatever. IDGAF if you need a cry

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