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If we beat the Cats today I will ....

Bleeds_Red_&_Blue
in Melbourne Demons

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F@#k...!

OHHHHHHH yeah Baby!

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    Well I've done my bit. In fact I've flogged myself more than once!

    stop it Bbo, or your girls may get jealous

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    This thread should be pinned for the rest of the year :wub:

    You might have to change your name..... :)

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    I hope you people realise that once you promise something on an internet site, you are legally obligated to carry through with you promise. I am especially looking forward to the Bail tattoo being applied while I unmute BT (and then leave the room).

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    Go to every game for the rest of the season......

    With pleasure!!!

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    Get Rohan Bails signature tattooed on my forehead.

    i hope your not a doctor or something

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    sWYL would pay handsomely, I'm reliably informed, to see that. as many others would too.

    Christ no!!

    I will take his word for it :)

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    Won't say a bad thing about any player or the club for a month!

    This sums me up for the next month

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    Well I've done my bit. In fact I've flogged myself more than once!

    A once in a 10 year flogging. I should think so BBO!

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    F@#k...!

    OHHHHHHH yeah Baby!

    LMAO! :roos:

    Amazing what a win can do

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    I was at the Community Cup in Elsternwick, headlining band playing to a thousand or so punters. Me and a dozen diehards watching on an upheld phone, louder than the fans. Brilliant!

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    Great day was there till 3/4 . Bubs got alille cold so we headed for the car and home in time for the last 3 minutes . Whiskey and winning hell yes .

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    sWYL would pay handsomely, I'm reliably informed, to see that. as many others would too.

    Any visuals could set new benchmarks in aversion therapy.

    Could be an appropriate tribute to Der-Wayne Russell tho.

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    I thought you and H_H had a lot in common dazzle. Haha!

    If we win today I will take out a tatts ticket and expect to win div 1, then I'll shout everyone on Demonland a beer.

    Right, which one of you f**kers want a beer? My shout. Problem is, I'm up in FNQ at the moment, above Cairns, so you'll have to meet me here. Well worth it to know we won at KARDINIA-[censored]-PARK nonetheless!!!!!!! The beers are tasting good here tonight!

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    I was at the Community Cup in Elsternwick, headlining band playing to a thousand or so punters. Me and a dozen diehards watching on an upheld phone, louder than the fans. Brilliant!

    Dreams are made of this!!!

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    This sums me up for the next month

    this here, I'm afraid, V V V sums me up, pre-game; & then post-game, immediately after a niece Bolognese!!!

    :cool:

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    Get Rohan Bails signature tattooed on my forehead.

    Ouch

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    Never post here again.

    DazzleDavey you have done nothing but post since the win! You have got as much integrity as Bill Shorten!

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    MOONShadow see you at the Daintree Hotel at Daintree at 6.00

    I'll have my Kaspersky on

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    Bye Dazzle :P

    Pipe, I know some tattooists who will get it done for you.

    Yeah make sure ya shut the door on the way out!

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    DazzleDavey you have done nothing but post since the win! You have got as much integrity as Bill Shorten!

    Less integrity than Bill Shorten!? Hnmm pondering!

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    Yeah make sure ya shut the door on the way out!

    22056_mac-miller-middle-finger-fuck-you.

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