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....and the new avatar is sorted.Thank you Hulk and Hulk.Big sorry to young Viney - you've served me well for the last 2 years

 

was jessie actually smiling or was that a grimace

It was a smile with the thought "when the cameras are off, I'm going to pile drive this fool back to the 80's!"


2 goals a game is ok, but the really good forwards, like Carey, averaged 2.67 goals a game. :cool:

You do know our mid field is not that good?

Oh no, he was grimacing and reaching for his back, his out for the rest of the season. MFCSS.

See I took it as him not wanting to be at Melbourne.

 

Any chance we could dress up the original Hulk as Jamar & line him up against Sandi a.k.a. Andre the Giant?


What a poor impersonation of the greatest athlete of all time.

Ravishing Rick Flair!

"To be the man-you gotta BEAT the man.

And I am -The MAN!!

What are you currently beating Biff?

The system.

All you can do.


Haha Hulk wouldn't want that Mo tested.

Let's hope there is no cross contamination. I would not let HH near our players unless wearing a full body condom.

If I could add one more thing, it would be for Jessie to fall head over heels with a lovely woman who has strong ties to the Melbourne (the city) and wouldn't move to Perth ever.

Maybe Biff could send one of his women Jesse's way?

What a poor impersonation of the greatest athlete of all time.

Ravishing Rick Flair!

"To be the man-you gotta BEAT the man.

And I am -The MAN!!

You have got your wrestler's mixed up Biff and the spelling of one of their name's wrong:

1) Ravishing Rick Rude

2) Ric Flair

I'm glad Jess is still 'Hulk' at the moment. I'm scared that he may go all 'Hollywood' on us one day. I must say though I would be highly entertained if he did defect from us in the fashion below.

https://youtu.be/3hILCw66sLU


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With THE Hulk Hogan in town, somebody has to arrange a photo between the Demons' Hogan and the Champ. That would be the greatest thing to ever happen, ever.

Yes Yes Yes this is amazing!!!!

Granted, it is. ;)

I wonder if Hulk Hogan is meeting with Dank while on tour.

You have got your wrestler's mixed up Biff and the spelling of one of their name's wrong:

1) Ravishing Rick Rude

2) Ric Flair

I'm glad Jess is still 'Hulk' at the moment. I'm scared that he may go all 'Hollywood' on us one day. I must say though I would be highly entertained if he did defect from us in the fashion below.

https://youtu.be/3hILCw66sLU

Jesse " the body" Hogan?

 

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