Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

 

....and the new avatar is sorted.Thank you Hulk and Hulk.Big sorry to young Viney - you've served me well for the last 2 years

 

was jessie actually smiling or was that a grimace

It was a smile with the thought "when the cameras are off, I'm going to pile drive this fool back to the 80's!"


2 goals a game is ok, but the really good forwards, like Carey, averaged 2.67 goals a game. :cool:

You do know our mid field is not that good?

Oh no, he was grimacing and reaching for his back, his out for the rest of the season. MFCSS.

See I took it as him not wanting to be at Melbourne.

 

Any chance we could dress up the original Hulk as Jamar & line him up against Sandi a.k.a. Andre the Giant?


What a poor impersonation of the greatest athlete of all time.

Ravishing Rick Flair!

"To be the man-you gotta BEAT the man.

And I am -The MAN!!

What are you currently beating Biff?

The system.

All you can do.


Haha Hulk wouldn't want that Mo tested.

Let's hope there is no cross contamination. I would not let HH near our players unless wearing a full body condom.

If I could add one more thing, it would be for Jessie to fall head over heels with a lovely woman who has strong ties to the Melbourne (the city) and wouldn't move to Perth ever.

Maybe Biff could send one of his women Jesse's way?

What a poor impersonation of the greatest athlete of all time.

Ravishing Rick Flair!

"To be the man-you gotta BEAT the man.

And I am -The MAN!!

You have got your wrestler's mixed up Biff and the spelling of one of their name's wrong:

1) Ravishing Rick Rude

2) Ric Flair

I'm glad Jess is still 'Hulk' at the moment. I'm scared that he may go all 'Hollywood' on us one day. I must say though I would be highly entertained if he did defect from us in the fashion below.

https://youtu.be/3hILCw66sLU


  • Author

With THE Hulk Hogan in town, somebody has to arrange a photo between the Demons' Hogan and the Champ. That would be the greatest thing to ever happen, ever.

Yes Yes Yes this is amazing!!!!

Granted, it is. ;)

I wonder if Hulk Hogan is meeting with Dank while on tour.

You have got your wrestler's mixed up Biff and the spelling of one of their name's wrong:

1) Ravishing Rick Rude

2) Ric Flair

I'm glad Jess is still 'Hulk' at the moment. I'm scared that he may go all 'Hollywood' on us one day. I must say though I would be highly entertained if he did defect from us in the fashion below.

https://youtu.be/3hILCw66sLU

Jesse " the body" Hogan?

 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • POSTGAME: Collingwood

    Thank god this season is over. Bring on 2026.

      • Clap
      • Like
    • 324 replies
  • PODCAST: Collingwood

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 25th August @ 8:00pm. Join Binman & I as we dissect the Dees disappointing loss to the Collingwood. Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show. Thank you to every body that has contributed to the Podcast this year in the form of questions, comments and calls.

    • 7 replies
  • VOTES: Collingwood

    Congratulations Max Gawn on taking out his 2nd consecutive and 4th overall Demonland Player of the Year Award. Your votes please. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

      • Thanks
    • 43 replies
  • GAMEDAY: Collingwood

    It's Game Day or has everyone given up. Maybe it is because a prime time Friday game is so rare ... double checks today is Friday ... Come on DL'ers support the team one last time for the year!

      • Haha
      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 799 replies
  • AFLW PREVIEW: St. Kilda

    The Demons return to Casey Fields (aka the Field of Dreams) this Saturday to host the Saints in Round 2. If you’re feeling lucky, head down the Monash for some family-friendly footy—you might even walk away a winner. The first 5,000 adults through the gate will receive an entry into the $10,000 helicopter ball drop. With Casey’s infamous wind, what could possibly go wrong? Closest ball to the pin wins. So spread the word, get down there—and good luck!

      • Clap
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 10 replies
  • PREVIEW: Collingwood

    Way back in March we contemplated the possibility of a Demon resurgence after Simon Goodwin’s summer of love. Many issues at the club had seemingly been addressed, key players were returning from injury and a brand new day was about to dawn. We imagined the coach pulling a rabbit out of a hat. The team would roar up the charts, push aside every opponent and make its way to a Grand Final ending in ultimate triumph with Goody and Max holding the premiership cup aloft under a shower of red and blue ticker tape.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 3 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.