Essendon To Take Federal Court Action Against Melbourne Football Club

Link crashed...what's the deal?

Come on WJ in this current climate of litigation and prosecution you could add something to tell it's a satirical website.

agreed. No need for heart attacks.

i can't read the link but they might have a case for all the pain and suffering we passed over to them.

Essendon To Take Federal Court Action Against Melbourne Football Club

lol

nice with a Chianti

Essendon To Take Federal Court Action Against Melbourne Football Club

Thanks WJ, just [censored] myself a thousand times over...

Hahahahaaa good one

For those that can't read the link:

Essendon To Take Federal Court Action Against Melbourne Football Club By Inside Sauce on June 15, 2014

Essendon insiders have confirmed that the club will today issue Federal Court proceedings against a resurgent Melbourne Demons following its round 13 upset victory.

Essendon chairman Paul Little said that despite his club agreeing to play Sunday’s match against the Demons, with around 30 seconds left in the final quarter Melbourne took the lead and the process became fundamentally flawed, denying his club natural justice.

“We won’t allow our players to be hung out to dry any longer,” said Little. “We took on this challenge under the assumption that it would land us a spot in the top eight. It hasn’t worked in our favour and I think we can all agree, that is due entirely to jurisdictional error and Paul Roos’ suspiciously healthy head of hair.”

Exiled coach James Hird has also filed Federal Court papers against the Demons, who toppled the Bombers by one point in a nailbiter at the MCG on Sunday night. Speaking over Skype from France, Hird said his actions were motivated mostly by boredom and loneliness.

“I’m just trying to pass the time until next month really,” said Hird. “The Tour de France kicks off in July and the latest in sports science will be on show at cycling”s biggest and most purest event. But until then, why not see if I can have a bit of fun and just mess around with some people’s lives?”

THANKS JACK FOR THE LAUGH

Edited June 17, 201411 yr by ignition.

Hirdy looks so happy..

Found inner peace...

That is the best

Lol

We'll no doubt this be off topic, but according to tonight's ABC news : following last month's decision by Workcover ( which I think has been recently magically rebadged) to investigate the Essendon Football Club for possible breaches of workplace safety associated with its injectable supplements program ( which decision I had been ignorant of), said Workplace Safety organisation has now received a request to investigate every other Victorian club apart from Essendon for possible workplace safety breaches. ( No, this is not an April 1 joke ).

Workcover is currently considering this request.

Does anyone have an idea about who might have forwarded this suggestion to Workcover?

We'll no doubt this be off topic, but according to tonight's ABC news : following last month's decision by Workcover ( which I think has been recently magically rebadged) to investigate the Essendon Football Club for possible breaches of workplace safety associated with its injectable supplements program ( which decision I had been ignorant of), said Workplace Safety organisation has now received a request to investigate every other Victorian club apart from Essendon for possible workplace safety breaches. ( No, this is not an April 1 joke ).

Workcover is currently considering this request.

Does anyone have an idea about who might have forwarded this suggestion to Workcover?

Thank you for bringing this to our attention Sandra Sully

Oops

Sorry about that ......

Come on WJ in this current climate of litigation and prosecution you could add something to tell it's a satirical website.

Heheh. InsideSauce url not enough?

LOL

Was a great read

Come on WJ in this current climate of litigation and prosecution you could add something to tell it's a satirical website.

Sorry, I thought they were deadly serious so I've lodged a cross action on behalf of the MFC for damages involving Chris Heffernan, Gary Moorcroft and Trevor Spencer.

Essendon claiming the 55, 56 and 57 flags on the basis that Melbourne took unfair advantage of John Coleman's workplace injury.

That is the funniest thing i have read in a long time hahahahhaha!

We'll no doubt this be off topic, but according to tonight's ABC news : following last month's decision by Workcover ( which I think has been recently magically rebadged) to investigate the Essendon Football Club for possible breaches of workplace safety associated with its injectable supplements program ( which decision I had been ignorant of), said Workplace Safety organisation has now received a request to investigate every other Victorian club apart from Essendon for possible workplace safety breaches. ( No, this is not an April 1 joke ).

Workcover is currently considering this request.

Does anyone have an idea about who might have forwarded this suggestion to Workcover?

Not sure. Wasn't James Hird was it, bored in his Paris bunker?????

Lol at the muppets inm teh comments section that thought it was alegit article

Good one Jack! I was keen to read the link. Very comical.

Come on WJ in this current climate of litigation and prosecution you could add something to tell it's a satirical website.

You ready needed to be told that and could not work it out for yourself?