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A POPULAR dwarf entertainer said he was set on fire during an AFL club's Mad Monday celebrations.

Blake Johnston, who performs as entertainer and wrestler Mr Big, said he was hired by a football star to play at the end-of-season party in Melbourne.

He claimed he was set alight while talking to a group of players.

The club, which the Herald Sun has chosen not to name, has said it is investigating.

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Jaded No More
Jaded No More

They said a football star. Nothing to worry about.

Geddy Lee
Geddy Lee

Alf Stewart posting about flaming dwarves. I'm in the wrong thread again.

Jaded No More
Jaded No More

Unless you know this for sure, please don't make these types of accusations. Trust this club to blow up a Roos deal because somebody set a dwarf on fire.

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There's something every year with us... must say though, loved Nate Jones and Jack Watts' costumes

What Legend

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It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

Jaded No More Legend

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It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

Unless you know this for sure, please don't make these types of accusations.

Trust this club to blow up a Roos deal because somebody set a dwarf on fire.

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Strapping Young Lad Demon

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It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

Is there any proof yet.. Yes the majority are bogans.. Highly paid bogans and its the little people that get the short end of the stick...


What Legend

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Unless you know this for sure, please don't make these types of accusations.

Trust this club to blow up a Roos deal because somebody set a dwarf on fire.

Sorry i was kidding, it was actually St Kilda

Dockett 32 Redleg

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It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

He'll get a new three year deal.

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Can he play in the mid field?

Dockett 32 Redleg

Dockett 32   1,239

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Can he play in the mid field?

Too tall probably

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hardtack Legend

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If they combined it with that other favourite activity involving dwarves, would it be "flame throwing"?

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Grimseyisgod Mighty Demon

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okay, its horrible.

but when i heard i laughed

hardtack Legend

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They should never have put Randy Newman and Mr Big on the same bill!

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Was St Kilda. Disgusted at Hutchinson's label - "the dwarf". Took him 5 minutes to mention the guy's name.

Dare say he'll get in trouble for that

cowboy_from_hell Redleg

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I remember when Fevola and his dildo were the biggest story going around. Now thanks to Essendon being a disgraceful drug cheating club stories like these seem to be to no big deal.

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