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If there's anyone out there who's thinking that we might be better off losing today, I'd like to just suggest that you go and punch yourself in the face right now.

13thFlagIsComing
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Let's go live to a Melbourne supporters couch now...


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If we're deemed not deserving of a priority pick no club ever will be ever again. Then again, we need so much more than a PP. We need 2-3 experienced hard bodied leaders, we need a mini draft set up

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Had a good first quarter and his play and bounces through the guts created a couple of goals.

Second quarter makes me think he should start his own franchise: "Where's Wally Collin?"

Living up to his reputation.

No he didn't. He had a few loose possessions by himself.

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At some stage everyone reaches a breaking point. I'd like to congratulate everyone on this forum for having an almost inhuman tolerance for emotional abuse.

The worst form of torture: being forced to watch a Melbourne game...

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Clisby was in trouble and Dunn was jogging around him. Bugger off Dunn, you're done.

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fear not I shallnt be drawn to quote myself very often....

however

"The journey of the Melbourne Football Club has come to this, a game against the leagues bottom club to be played at a former baseball ground come animal arena sited deep in enemy territory of Sydney's West.

Despite the less than inspiring locale the greatest concern is that this lowly team doesn't embarrass us. Yes, you read it right, that the leagues least successful team doesn't humiliate us.

The shame , the shame.

The Disillusionment :mellow:

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Still watching to work out who I give votes to this week. Someone help me please...

18 blokes running around in orange-y jumpers.... give it to some of them

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We don't run and support. We don't help each other. We are a selfish, lazy bunch of unprofessional wannabes.

I have it on authority after last week that straight after the game, in the changerooms, the players were discussing the full moon party they have booked in Thailand for the post-season. Pea hearts. Apparently Jackson heard them and ripped a few a new hole!

Apologies to Nate Jones. The guy is a lion.

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I really really feel like crying.

I have nothing left anymore for this club. At this stage not even Paul Roos coming to coach us would make me feel less hopeless about this club.

Totally with you, Jaded. There have been times this year when I've been thoroughly apathetic towards the result. Today I feel like punching walls and yelling at people. This is fcuking pathetic performance. Further, kicking it long to Gawn or Fitzpatrick as a plan A with no plan B is not going to work, Craig.

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