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Complete this sentence....

The Lobster Effect
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If Melbourne lose to GWS I will......

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    not be surprised.

    ..not be surprised.

    hahahahahaha

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    ...be found dead the next day, floating in a pool of my own bitter tears.

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    not be hearing anybody in Sydney talking about it as they don't care

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    IF.....hmmmm....ok.... :unsure:

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    cry

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    Switch off for the year and put more time into fishing on the weekend.

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    IF we lose to GW$ this weekend i will not tolerate positives being talked up at the Press Conference by Coach or Player bcause there will be NONE.

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    Continue the countdown to the start of the NBL.

    Go Tigers

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    We will F#ck'n smash GWS this weekend!!!!!!! 30+ points. If not i will gladly except that we need a priority pick.

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    continue to support with the knowledge that we need a new coach and the hope that we appoint the right one to shake the bejeesus out of the players we have by applying improved strategies. tactics and placement.

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    Put a line through Roos being our next coach

    No way he would put his reputation on the line at the worst club on the land

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    We will F#ck'n smash GWS this weekend!!!!!!! 30+ points. If not i will gladly except that we need a priority pick.

    You don't now?

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    ... rejoice in watching last year's footage of Colin Kaepernick running beastly read-option plays, and looking forward to the NFL season starting.

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    put all players on notice.

    I'm surprised you havn't already done that wyl!

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    I'm surprised you havn't already done that wyl!

    this time we should ALL really mean it!!!

    Kids will drop us like a hot scone if we lose to GW$...

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    ........ once again, have an excellent reason for drowning my sorrows on cheap plonk.

    ps. I'm saving the Moet and Bollinger for a winning streak!

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    Put a line through Roos being our next coach

    No way he would put his reputation on the line at the worst club on the land

    If he was actually considering the job, which I don't think he is, I doubt a loss this weekend would alter his thinking in any way. He knows the club is a basketcase.

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