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Jack Watts' Beard 87 members have voted

  1. 1. Love it or Hate it?

    • Love it!
      71%
    • Hate it!
      22%
    • Needs more NicNat!
      6%

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Forget tanking. Forget drugs. It's time we tackled the most important question facing the footy public today:



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Jack's Beard: Yay or Nay?


 

All of his best games have been with.

I said it last year and I'll say it again.

The beard must stay.

The beard was best on last night too.

 

I hate Beards on anyone. But if Jack plays better with it.

Cool.

It worked for Gary Baker.

I think the beard is a classic case of if you look tough you feel tough, then if you feel tough you play tough. Thats what I'm hoping at thats all that Jack needs to make it as a player.


Spoke to him at the family day and he said the girls don't like it. I think it may be gone soon.

BTW he is just the nicest boy, always friendly and happy to chat. I hope he becomes a star for us, enjoys team success and shoves it up a few people.

Spoke to him at the family day and he said the girls don't like it. I think it may be gone soon.

BTW he is just the nicest boy, always friendly and happy to chat. I hope he becomes a star for us, enjoys team success and shoves it up a few people.

That's quite the bold statement Redleg!

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Spoke to him at the family day and he said the girls don't like it. I think it may be gone soon.

BTW he is just the nicest boy, always friendly and happy to chat. I hope he becomes a star for us, enjoys team success and shoves it up a few people.

Interesting fact: Girls like the prepubescent look. In this case, it appears evolution got it wrong.

Edited by Chook

 

I love the beard, I've been talking up Jack Watts to my family since he was drafted about him being the messiah and the best thing since sliced bread.

So to them he is a laughing stock because he hasn't proved to be God re-incarnated,so Watts is a cult figure in our household and the beard just adds to myth.

I thought Watts was outstanding last night, but I am pretty one eyed Jack Watts, I think he'll be an All Australian back man.

As well as having sublime skills, Watts has smarts, he wanted the ball in the first game last night against North, he knew we needed a 9 pointer.

None of our senior players were screaming for the ball or even aware.


I hate Beards on anyone. But if Jack plays better with it.

Cool.

It worked for Gary Baker.

HaHaHa, you really should be more selective with who you go around with WYL. :)

but, even kero may foot that hairy Bill as well. quack quack.

Heaps of faith in Jack and the beard....easily our most skilled player,get ready for a big year from Killer.

Get rid of it....

Spoke to him at the family day and he said the girls don't like it. I think it may be gone soon.

BTW he is just the nicest boy, always friendly and happy to chat. I hope he becomes a star for us, enjoys team success and shoves it up a few people.

Man.

I feel the need to draw your attention to hair-dos.

On Friday night, I think we witnessed 3 of the top 10 shocking hair-dos in the league.

Jack Pepe le Pew Riewoldt. What the hell is that? Did you scalp a polar bear and glue it to your noggin?

Dustin Martin - Setting the pace in bogan

Maric - A mullet is wasted without traccy dacks and moccs

The Watts beard makes him look tough(er) if nothing else


Nay.

No human being should ever have a beard.

(Says someone who has never been able to grow one.)

PS: While I'm on a "style" rant - not once through the whole tide of human history has there ever been a good looking tattoo.

Beard is good. Beard is right. Beard rocks!

Well, as they say in New Zealand: "It's late and I'm off to beard"

I hate Beards on anyone. But if Jack plays better with it.

Cool.

It worked for Gary Baker.

now THERE was a beard...


It would look better with a sleeve or 2, mabee a leg

And stop cutting the sides get a bita animal in ya.....lol

Edited by az_tec

WYL D-L & NB

You really are showing your age.

I remember GB playing before beard, he was pretty average.

His beard turned him into a star.

Can we have a team of 22 bearded dudes please.

Spoke to him at the family day and he said the girls don't like it. I think it may be gone soon.

BTW he is just the nicest boy, always friendly and happy to chat. I hope he becomes a star for us, enjoys team success and shoves it up a few people.

‘nicest boy’, those 2 words are his 2 biggest problems.

Edited by Courtney_Fish

 

WYL D-L & NB

You really are showing your age.

I remember GB playing before beard, he was pretty average.

His beard turned him into a star.

Can we have a team of 22 bearded dudes please.

Not to mention me and you Chippy

Reckon he looks like a Viking, keep it


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