I Blame Jack Watts For ...

[Sideshow Bob 2,410]

I have a sneaking suspicion it was Jack that gave Eve the apple that has doomed us Humans and booted us from the garden of Eden. He can therefor be blamed for every bad thing that has ever happened.

[H_T 3,049]

Is deemed the unfortunate cause of supporters misspelling our players names, such as : -

Mitch Clarke

Brent Maloney

Jack Trengrove

Tom MacDonald

Joel McDonald

Ricky Pettard

And former players at Melbourne, particularly :-

Russell Robinson

James MacDonald

Travis Johnson

And current and former Media Journalists: -

Mike Sheehan

Mark Robertson

Patrick Smyth

My only worry is, this post will confuse people even more...

Oh well.

[Outside fifty 967]

Baby John Burgess's comeback.

The diminishing size of wagon wheels.

Erectile nasal sprays

Dane Swans Tatts, ( fingers really! )

[La Dee-vina Comedia 16,909]

Baby John Burgess's comeback.

The diminishing size of wagon wheels.

Erectile nasal sprays

Dane Swans Tatts, ( fingers really! )

Because they're nasal or some other reason?

[Outside fifty 967]

Because they're nasal or some other reason?

Because they don't work, just another shonky marketing scam.

Thats another thing I blame Watts for, shonky marketing scams.

[Guest Jackie]

Cameron Schwab, Chris Connolly and the rest of the old boys.

[Guest Dr Who]

Salem Witch Trials

[Jack Jack 415]

I have a sneaking suspicion it was Jack that gave Eve the apple that has doomed us Humans and booted us from the garden of Eden. He can therefor be blamed for every bad thing that has ever happened.

I dunno about that one Jako. Without Jack "The Snake" Watts we'd be without sin. And there are so many wonderful ways to sin these days.

[nutbean 8,838]

bluey on 'ology

[Range Rover 1,935]

The diminishing size of wagon wheels.

Yes! WTF is up with that? Bloody disgrace.

[Range Rover 1,935]

There have been sightings of Jack Watts in this area somewhere between Alaska and Russia.

Are the melting iceaps and danger to sea life a mere coincidence? You be the judge.

Edited April 26, 2012 by Range Rover

[H_T 3,049]

He made Terry Wallace give himself the self-titled "The List Manager"...

Why? Because Terry was so confident in himself after securing Jordan McMahon for his beloved new team Richmond, in exchange for pick 19 to the Bulldogs on a $320K per year/ 3 yr contract. Good call and great integral part of the 5 year plan call, Terry !

I'm rambling....

[DeeZee 7,445]

The price of fish in china

[McQueen 17,867]

For Alzheimers.

So he can help me forget the start to this season.

[Jesse Christ 2,884]

There have been sightings of Jack Watts in this area somewhere between Alaska and Russia.

Are the melting iceaps and danger to sea life a mere coincidence? You be the judge.

Awww look, global warming has provided that seal with a nice little ice chair!

I blame Jack Watts for the Kardashians and maningacockle (spelling) disease.

[DeeMfc 621]

The disappearance of the great Yze_Magic

[Chook 15,022]

I blame Jack Watts for Russell Hantz and the introduction of the Hidden Immunity Idol and the Final Three.

Edited April 26, 2012 by Chook

[This Dangerous 93]

I have it on good authority from someone at the Demon Shop that Jack Watts killed both Biggie and Tupac.

[Guest Jackie]

For the St Kilda girl's mental problems and nymphomania.

Ricky Nixon's substance abuse and mid life crisis.

Dal Santo's little pinky pecker.

Riewoldt's naked affections towards his team mates, infamous air kick in the 2010 GF and his bad Jack Watts hairstyle.

The Lara Bingle shower photo and the theft of her Aston Martin.

Edited April 26, 2012 by Jackie

[Demon SeaMan 108]

WTF???? x2

WTF???? x3

[Range Rover 1,935]

WTF???? x3

You wrote:

..bad hair cuts

..1st black US president

..the death of grunge

..end to World Peace

..Murdochs being outkasted in the UK for shonky media (a disease which is spreading & crawling to a store near you!

Please explain the '1st black President' line ... Why would being black be worthy of blame?

We're all ears ...

[1 red eye 1 blue eye 771]

crickets

[daisycutter 29,737]

Christianity - with that beard he reminds me of some prophet, just can't think who

[QueenC 74]

crickets

.......And mozzies!!!

[1 red eye 1 blue eye 771]

Sorry to hear about your grandmother

I know. She aint happy!