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Lay your nutz on the line. Just state the name, no justifications needed.

I'll start us off ...

Todd Viney.

I know who it should be....The Drill seargent from Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket"

We need the hardest preseason this club has ever had, whoever it is...

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Todd-although how he can tell them their disposal is disgusting and keep a straight face will be tricky for him. He was a master butcher himself .

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Please not Viney, if our club becomes anymore in-bred with the Old Boys Club we will start to exhibit strange and ugly genetic mutations. If he was really the best man for the job fine but no-one could tell me that if he were to get the job it would be on merit.

Please not Eade either, he is only a bridesmaid will never get to the altar.

I wouldn't be unhappy with one of the Highly Touted assistant coaches but would prefer a Ross Lyon or Malthouse obviously.

Bottom line is we need someone to send a rocket up the club, someone who will not accept soft, lazy and unaccountable performances by the players. As long as they can fill those requirements I don't really care who it is.

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I know who it should be....The Drill seargent from Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket"

We need the hardest preseason this club has ever had, whoever it is...

You mean R Lee Ermey. Just ten minutes with that guy and Cale Morton would turn into Private Pyle, complete with a full mental breakdown in a bathroom.

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Please not Viney, if our club becomes anymore in-bred with the Old Boys Club we will start to exhibit strange and ugly genetic mutations. If he was really the best man for the job fine but no-one could tell me that if he were to get the job it would be on merit.

Please not Eade either, he is only a bridesmaid will never get to the altar.

I wouldn't be unhappy with one of the Highly Touted assistant coaches but would prefer a Ross Lyon or Malthouse obviously.

Bottom line is we need someone to send a rocket up the club, someone who will not accept soft, lazy and unaccountable performances by the players. As long as they can fill those requirements I don't really care who it is.

Essendon are going all right arnt they and how many old bombers do they have. The club will not just give the job to Viney.

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You mean R Lee Ermey. Just ten minutes with that guy and Cale Morton would turn into Private Pyle, complete with a full mental breakdown in a bathroom.

Yes R Lee is our man!! that must be the most hellish 45 minutes of film i have ever watched.

R Lee was not an actor, but a real drill seargent!

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ME.

I once coached an under 14's seconds sides. We only won one game for the season and the boys (being the 2nds side) weren't the greatest of young players, but they loved footy and boy did they have a crack every week. They never stopped trying even when getting absolutely thumped by the opposition, which happened allot. Although now thinking about it that is the only coaching experience i have, and i don't really have much of a game plan. But i really like football and the Melbourne Demons,and people seem to like me. Give me a shot!

Or do you think it'd be best to go for someone more experienced then me?

:lol:

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Todd says he's got the taste after five games. I'm amazed he hasn't been put off.

I originally thought Eade would be a good get but have probably swayed toward Lyon.

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