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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

DemonFrog
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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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On 19/11/2023 at 17:58, Redleg said:

Well the girls follow the guys and go out in straight sets.

At least we are a consistent club.

Does anyone really care?

Not according to the low number of posts.

They dominate the official  MFC website and it gets confusing at times.  Its all a bit too much IMHO. Too much sport.

I might be in trouble for that comment. lol

 

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On 26/11/2023 at 14:24, leave it to deever said:

Logical song

 

“Us and Them” from Dark Side of the Moon. Dick or more formally ‘Richard’ Parry (to pass muster here) blowing up a storm.

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Youtube recommendations clearly caused by following this thread took me to an amateur solo alto saxophone cover of the Pet Shop Boys song 'It's a sin' with no backing sound, performed in a student-looking bedroom.

Absolutely nothing about it worked. A low point in my musical journey and I will hold this against you all for a long time.

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5 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Youtube recommendations clearly caused by following this thread took me to an amateur solo alto saxophone cover of the Pet Shop Boys song 'It's a sin' with no backing sound, performed in a student-looking bedroom.

Absolutely nothing about it worked. A low point in my musical journey and I will hold this against you all for a long time.

Maybe listen to Rindi Ross of Quarterflash, on the song Harden My Heart and your spirits will lift, or The Heat is On by Glen Frey.

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2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sir Les, the ideal role model for an Aussie traveller.  Cultural sensitivity at its best 

Sir Les survived due to his diplomatic immunity.

Pfizer should be cloning your biological immunity.

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Sir Les survived due to his diplomatic immunity.

Pfizer should be cloning your biological immunity.

Has anyone ever seen Sir Les and Uncle Bitters in the same room? Just saying...

https://youtu.be/6FwWmLQB61k?feature=shared

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In all my time overseas, I never managed to reach the level of Sir Leslie.

i would fall asleep well before. And I have never worn braces. 

His life wasn’t easy

as he observed sitting on the cheese board was no picnic because the little flags get up your ar#e

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Haven’t heard from our Hamas loving friend Dieter of late.

He’s going to a global warming conference in a vehicle powered by his own methane.

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Haven’t heard from our Hamas loving friend Dieter of late.

He’s going to a global warming conference in a vehicle powered by his own methane.

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