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13 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

If my calculations are correct... your post is number 30,000 for the No T$ No B$ Thread.  Congratulations, Uncle!

How very kind of you to point that out Deelightful !

It is fitting of course that such a milestone belongs to my good self, since I contribute the intellectual and cultural content to this thread.

Speaking of culture, I shall be expanding my studies through a visit to Thailand, commencing Tuesday.

PS. As a token of my gratitude to you Deelightful , I have gifted your post a vomit emoji.

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Nobody nominated "Born to run"for the saxophone songs.

Which reminds me of the time President Obama hosted Mr Bruce Springsteen at the white house.

I quote the former presidents words to Bruce...

"I may be the president but you will always be the Boss."

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7 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

How very kind of you to point that out Deelightful !

It is fitting of course that such a milestone belongs to my good self, since I contribute the intellectual and cultural content to this thread.

Speaking of culture, I shall be expanding my studies through a visit to Thailand, commencing Tuesday.

PS. As a token of my gratitude to you Deelightful , I have gifted your post a vomit emoji.

Ahhh BBO, I would say never change... except I suspect you don't need the encouragement!

Good luck with your cultural exchange!

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On 15/11/2023 at 17:31, Moonshadow said:

Who the hell let you back in???

Seems standards have lapsed.

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You are just the man to lower them even further.

It's not a race to the bottom you realise?

We all know who'd be victorious in that particular contest.

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1 hour ago, Biffen said:

It's not a race to the bottom you realise?

We all know who'd be victorious in that particular contest.

Bah! You are such a vulgar layabout Biffen.

Please stop distracting me from  preparing  for my imminent tour of enlightenment to Siam.

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5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah! You are such a vulgar layabout Biffen.

Please stop distracting me from  preparing  for my imminent tour of enlightenment to Siam.

Never was so much owed to so many by so few.

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56 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah! You are such a vulgar layabout Biffen.

Please stop distracting me from  preparing  for my imminent tour of enlightenment to Siam.

Repeat after me, quickly:

" ooh wah, tagooh, siam "

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What is this “FOUND BIKE” of which they speak??? What a foreign concept: the notion of somebody finding a bike then attempting to locate the owner in order to return it. Wouldn’t see such a thing in Snorbs. Stolen bike, maybe. But even then, why bother… it’s not like you’ll ever see said bike again. What planet is Parkville on anyways? 😁

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