The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Earl Hood 5,789]

23 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Milo,  the entrepreneur that you are, I had forgotten about your role in The Wedding. Of course, the old Country and indeed the Royals do not have the budget they once had, which is where you no doubt fit in.  A quick visit to China, a lick of paint, and I'm sure the imitations look like the real thing! 

Who is Milo? No matter Ernest I have no time for trivialities, the Queen beckons! 

[hemingway 7,589]

4 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Who is Milo? No matter Ernest I have no time for trivialities, the Queen beckons! 

Sorry Earl, I was thinking of another fictional character when I read your post. Apologies to you and Milo.  Just make sure you observe the Royal Protocols, no touching or hugging the Queen, excluding Elton and Meghan (because Americans hug). Just hope the cucumber sandwiches that you are supplying from China are suitable for the Royal tastebuds. 

[Earl Hood 5,789]

5 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Sorry Earl, I was thinking of another fictional character when I read your post. Apologies to you and Milo.  Just make sure you observe the Royal Protocols, no touching or hugging the Queen, excluding Elton and Meghan (because Americans hug). Just hope the cucumber sandwiches that you are supplying from China are suitable for the Royal tastebuds. 

Milo Minderbinder you mean? Please this is the royal family we are all above that shall we say American behaviour. 

[beelzebub 22,225]

9 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i hope you offered to walk the young lass down the aisle, earl, now that her poor dad has become incapacitated

i would offer but i couldn't miss jv's return

No , don't be stupid man...he's Hood. He'll be ensconced in some camouflaged manner ....binocular in hand ......?....awaiting a ripe moment to unleash his Hood'dem .

All is well though as I believe the Palace have engaged "Tracy Security " for the event

[ManDee 7,077]

9 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Milo Minderbinder you mean? Please this is the royal family we are all above that shall we say American behaviour. 

Whilst slumming it in the Royal entourage can you take some snaps of Lady Penelope, I think she is the hottest of the royals.

[Moonshadow 16,200]

29 minutes ago, ManDee said:

Whilst slumming it in the Royal entourage can you take some snaps of Lady Penelope, I think she is the hottest of the royals.

You mean, besides Camilla of course

[ManDee 7,077]

8 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

You mean, besides Camilla of course

Surely you jest.

 

Edited May 17, 2018 by ManDee

[daisycutter 28,549]

a little bit of out-breeding can only be a good thing for the royal gene pool

[ManDee 7,077]

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

a little bit of out-breeding can only be a good thing for the royal gene pool

Daisy one has to draw the line somewhere, and since the operation I can be of no further assistance.

[Moonshadow 16,200]

14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

a little bit of out-breeding can only be a good thing for the royal gene pool

I thought that's what Diana did with Harry's real father? Definitely not Charlie's sprog

Edited May 17, 2018 by Moonshadow

[daisycutter 28,549]

50 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I thought that's what Diana did with Harry's real father? Definitely not Charlie's sprog

certainly a little bit of mongrel there, moonie. no harm with a little more. don't want to end up like the ptolemys

[Red and Bluebeard 2,033]

19 hours ago, hemingway said:

After 7 years, perhaps its time to close this thread.

Ernest, Ernest! Speak not such calumny, lest thou be cast, body and soul, into the uttermost depths of the circles of the damned, there to rot and wither for eternity, like some latter-day Tantalus! Shall we close this thread, this lifeline of humanity, this beacon of delight, which was born amongst the horrors of the torture and humiliation at the paws of hoopy felines on the ignominious Day of CLXXXVI, and which has sustained, healed and nourished us through the terrible nightmares of the era of est quod est and the desolation of the fearsome omnibus of reality? Shall we now, as the heretofore black sky of night weakens its shade grudgingly before the onset of the radiant dawn, sever this umbilical cord, this unerring guide, which has lead us just as surely as brave Theseus was lead through the abominable labyrinth, through dark corners and shadowy turns to the glorious light above? A day may come when the age of demons comes crashing down, but it is not this day! A day when we cease all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! A day when the red and blue spirit yields to the infernal magpie, but it is not this day! This day WE POST! By all that you hold dear, I bid you post, Demons of the No T$ No B$ Thread!!

[Red and Bluebeard 2,033]

So, .... had any good banana smoothies lately?

[hemingway 7,589]

1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Ernest, Ernest! Speak not such calumny, lest thou be cast, body and soul, into the uttermost depths of the circles of the damned, there to rot and wither for eternity, like some latter-day Tantalus! Shall we close this thread, this lifeline of humanity, this beacon of delight, which was born amongst the horrors of the torture and humiliation at the paws of hoopy felines on the ignominious Day of CLXXXVI, and which has sustained, healed and nourished us through the terrible nightmares of the era of est quod est and the desolation of the fearsome omnibus of reality? Shall we now, as the heretofore black sky of night weakens its shade grudgingly before the onset of the radiant dawn, sever this umbilical cord, this unerring guide, which has lead us just as surely as brave Theseus was lead through the abominable labyrinth, through dark corners and shadowy turns to the glorious light above? A day may come when the age of demons comes crashing down, but it is not this day! A day when we cease all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! A day when the red and blue spirit yields to the infernal magpie, but it is not this day! This day WE POST! By all that you hold dear, I bid you post, Demons of the No T$ No B$ Thread!!

Recent threads from Earl and others and now your magnificent post show there is still life in the old dog. 

[Red and Bluebeard 2,033]

Old dogs are us! ?

[daisycutter 28,549]

ernie, ask not what this thread can do for you, but what you can do for this thread

lift yer game, matey. 1000 pages is in sight and you want to cast it to damnation?

[Red and Bluebeard 2,033]

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

ernie, ask not what this thread can do for you, but what you can do for this thread

lift yer game, matey. 1000 pages is in sight and you want to cast it to damnation?

Yeah, and within a decade this thread will be on the moon! ?

[Redleg 37,612]

Looks like we are back and firing on all cylinders.

Good to see some horse involvement as well.

[Bitter but optimistic 21,254]

Well good evening folks.

Your good old Uncle Bitter has been very busy of late and thus neglected my faithful readership.

Questions without notice for picket fence. Did you attend the recent man cave exhibition? If so, was it a life changing experience for you?

To curious matters. Did anyone notice that today's Herald Sin was offering Megan face masks? I thought it a splendid idea and have obtained a number of the said items. I intend having the maid wear them during her ..... err ... extra curricula activities at The Manor.

Oh and a PS to Ernie. For a person in a state of deceasedness  you are becoming painfully sanctimonious. You're dead Ernie - live it up! 

[Red and Bluebeard 2,033]

58 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Looks like we are back and firing on all cylinders.

Good to see some horse involvement as well.

Earl probably won't like you referring to the royal family like that, Redleg ?

[Red and Bluebeard 2,033]

58 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Looks like we are back and firing on all cylinders.

Good to see some horse involvement as well.

Earl probably won't like you referring to the royal family like that, Redleg ?

[daisycutter 28,549]

anyone else a bit skeptical of "Cloudflare's Always Online™ technology"?

never done a cracker for me

[SFebes 4,692]

38 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

anyone else a bit skeptical of "Cloudflare's Always Online™ technology"?

never done a cracker for me

Keeps crashing for me, roughly every 30 mins

[Emerald 1,691]

10 hours ago, ManDee said:

Surely you jest.

 

Is Camilla on the left or the right of this photo?

[Biffen 12,327]

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well good evening folks.

Your good old Uncle Bitter has been very busy of late and thus neglected my faithful readership.

Questions without notice for picket fence. Did you attend the recent man cave exhibition? If so, was it a life changing experience for you?

To curious matters. Did anyone notice that today's Herald Sin was offering Megan face masks? I thought it a splendid idea and have obtained a number of the said items. I intend having the maid wear them during her ..... err ... extra curricula activities at The Manor.

Oh and a PS to Ernie. For a person in a state of deceasedness  you are becoming painfully sanctimonious. You're dead Ernie - live it up! 

I shudder to think where you might be placing your free Miss Markle Masks.

I could nearly compose a limerick about such an event.

In fact i will