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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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46 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Anyone know what he's on about ?

 

some kinky lawyer game probably?

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    7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    some kinky lawyer game probably?

    Ahhhhh.....a window peeper ;)

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    3rd on the ladder after 9 games !

    Black cats? Ladders? Third? Perhaps Blackadder the Third? Now that was seriously funny all season, and definitely won the premiership!

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    The top banana is starting to look like within our reach....just!

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    16 hours ago, america de cali said:

    The top banana is starting to look like within our reach....just!

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    Perhaps we should be aiming higher.

    The cost of living index indicates that for the average daily intake requirement bananas are $0 .76 topped by oranges  $1.76 apples $1.22 tomatoes $1.02 .

    of course beef $2.31and chicken $1.53  are leading

    The humble potato is $0.60

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    The cost of bananas per kilo is now still trending up at $1.50

    having soared in Feb To $1.62

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    Perhaps we should position ourselves as the red and blue meat team.

    Hmmm perhaps some very astute placement on Master chef.

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    16 minutes ago, dpositive said:

    Perhaps we should position ourselves as the red and blue meat team.

    Hmmm perhaps some very astute placement on Master chef.

     

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    12 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I think a Lawyer grew the first banana.

    Is that so he could pleasure himself? 

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    5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I think a Lawyer grew the first banana.

    a long time ago.......

    a peasant has just grown a new yellow fruit by accident. he realises its potential.

    a lawyer passes by

    peasant:  hey lawyer how much do you charge for an opinion?

    lawyer: i charge a $1000. You now have 7 days to pay me.

    peasant: what do you mean now pay you?

    lawyer: i just gave you an opinion

    peasant: but i don't have a $1000

    lawyer:: ok then, i'll just take that funny shaped yellow thing instead

     

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    9 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Is that so he could pleasure himself? 

    I take no pleasure in mashing a banana to make a smoothie.

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    Time for a cat gif

     

    banana GIF

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    38 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Excellent one liner Ethan but why did you choose to be gender specific?

    Back when bananas were invented women weren’t allowed to be lawyers. That’s why some of the men back then wore long wigs. 

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    2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Back when bananas were invented women weren’t allowed to be lawyers. That’s why some of the men back then wore long wigs. 

    Thank you for that enlightening lesson Ethan

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    7 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Is that so he could pleasure himself? 

    Or so he could get some skin in the game? 

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    I think I liked it better when we were talking about the footy ...

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    17 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Back when bananas were invented women weren’t allowed to be lawyers. That’s why some of the men back then wore long wigs. 

    i thought that was to make themselves more attractive when presenting their case to magistrate/judge

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    2 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

    i thought that was to make themselves more attractive when presenting their case to magistrate/judge

    you should have seen what they wore to hellfire club meetings

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    you should have seen what they wore to hellfire club meetings

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    13 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    I think I liked it better when we were talking about the footy ...

    When was the last time you were let down by a banana? 

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    1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    When was the last time you were let down by a banana? 

    or a lawyer?

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    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    or a lawyer?

    Well we know which one is the smoothie, out of the banana and the lawyer.

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