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Many of us know the story of Samson of old testament fame whose strength lie in his locks. The parralels between he and Lynden are stark.

Clearly the mo has some shortcomings, it has the appearance of a well manicured nomadic eyebrow. For the sake of Lynden's career and the MFC it surely has to stay.

His performance amongst the opposite sex will surely have nosedived since it's appearance. Perhaps we can organise some volunteers or "martyrs" if you will. Please ladies...for the sake of the football club!

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I'd suggest that 5 goals on the weekend and the prospect of a ticket to the Brownlow outweighs bad facial hair in the eyes of many young women.

No , the Mo's gotta go .

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It may be having the opposite effect....

I can here that music now...ents,..ents,..ents,..ents,..ents,.... :rolleyes:

Yeah, nah.

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Bit of character.

Gotta have guys like Lynden around the AFL scene. Bit of a laugh and doesn't take things too seriously (apart from his footy!). There is slowly becoming a draught of characters such as Lynden.

Keep that 'tash!!!

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He was rubbish without it. No brainer.

Spot on. Also, anything that makes his face just that bit more punchable has got to be a good thing, as demonstrated by the free kick he was gifted on the weekend.

Nice poll by the way dandeeman :)

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He was rubbish without it. No brainer.

Dead ringer for him on that slow-mo (stop! pun time) Carlton ad.

I was just looking to see if someone had picked that up before posting the same.

Dead ringer!

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His mo is all the more pathetic since he has dyed it dark brown to make stand out. But I say, "KEEP THE MO!" It will be a symbol of the new demons era - great things from humble beginnings. It has given him the confidence and bravado of a Spanish conquistador!

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Many of us know the story of Samson of old testament fame whose strength lie in his locks. The parralels between he and Lynden are stark.

Clearly the mo has some shortcomings, it has the appearance of a well manicured nomadic eyebrow. For the sake of Lynden's career and the MFC it surely has to stay.

His performance amongst the opposite sex will surely have nosedived since it's appearance. Perhaps we can organise some volunteers or "martyrs" if you will. Please ladies...for the sake of the football club!

As a beard wearer myself I am both perplexed and amazed by many men thinking facial hair is a turn off for the ladies..au contraire.by the way Lynden's pregannt partner hates the mo but she can't persuade him to shave it off and she was disgusted that he dyed it whilst she was asleep........

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Spoke to Lynden in the rooms one afternoon after a game (Hawthorn I think) as i used to play at Moonee Valley with him. He said its a laugh, and the more people who tell him to shave it make him want to keep it even more.

He did say if Kyle Remiers from Essendon can wear purple boots, he cant see an issue with the MO!

Good on him I say!

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