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Bomberblitz Prediction of the Dees 09


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Felt dirty just reading a scum website...

How could they give our backline 3/10 and our midfield 6/10? Would have to be the other way around I would've thought. Still, to be fair, I would have no idea how to rate their midfield and backline.

Ultimately though, who cares?

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WTF??? Does this [censored] know anything about the team? Or is he just guessing that our backline sucks coz of the drummings we got early in the season, FFS no midfield puts HUGE amounts of pressure on the backs and if our backs are as bad as this fool thinks then it would have been 100 point losses all year!!!!!! Freaking TOOL!

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Without having read it, it's hardly a surprise that Bomber fans don't know anything about our side. How much do you guys know about theirs? Hint: take what you think you know about their list and compare it to their opinions.

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Anyone who confuses "paltry" with "poultry" is obviously no genius. Not to mention the "rift" of player-related errors he makes.

EDIT: LOL @ "Whealen's" lack of talent, Garland's inconsistency, Bartram and Bell's supposed steps up last year, "Bran" Green apparently being a midfielder last year and "lacking smarts (or courage)", Valenti's promotion off the rookie list (when did that happen?), Davey and "Wonnaeamirri" being unsuited to the forward line, Maric being a ruckman.

Plus, who cares x2.

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What a big steaming pile of dung that was! It was about as accurate as a Richo kick for goal. Definitely mark that down as 5 minutes of my life which I will sadly never get back. Then again, I should've know better.......

But honestly, why would you bother if you obviously have no clue what your writing about? Maybe he was the same guy who wrote the match report for the pre-season Gold Coast game......?...Clueless.....

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What's funnier is everyone on here taking is seriously :lol:

Not taking it seriously. Just concerned about how delusional that bloke is about his football knowledge. Scares me to think that such people walk among us........ :)

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So you are taking it seriously then?

lmao...You might be right. This blokes blind faith in his own knowledge is a serious threat to society as a whole. Well.... He does barrack for the Dons after all.....Crisis over....lol

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Seeing as it's a scum website I won't be reading it (almost as bad as going to a Dawks site), but my question is where are the scum predicted to finish? Anywhere above 11th is way too hopeful. They are [censored] and rely on the old blokes in the team to get it done. James Hird could turn up tomorow and still be their best player.

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Seeing as it's a scum website I won't be reading it (almost as bad as going to a Dawks site), but my question is where are the scum predicted to finish? Anywhere above 11th is way too hopeful. They are [censored] and rely on the old blokes in the team to get it done. James Hird could turn up tomorow and still be their best player.

Careful, he'd be the best if he came to us too.

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So you are taking it seriously then?

So you think its a joke? Its not funny in that case. There's no point for it.

Its only funny if he is serious and you are laughing at his blatant ignorance.

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Lost interest halfway through, i blame social networking and the low entry marks required for teachers for today's spelling and grammar related issues.

"Bran Green “Mr Soft” by many oppoistion supporters, looks to be now moving from the midfield to down back as the younger players rise to the top. Melbourne missing out on a trade for him was unfortunate for Melbourne as they missed out on another younger player. Green’s ability to get the ball is overridden by his questionable football skills and lack of smarts (and courage.)"

Terrible. Still can't understand why 'Oppoistion' supporters see Green as soft, he's in all the contests down back these days and has taken many strong marks under some pretty heavy pressure. Are they just unhappy that they didn't get him or something? Questionable football skills, lack of smarts and courage, my ass.

Then again, they couldn't even spell Neale correctly and he played for them. Say no more.

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Lost interest halfway through, i blame social networking and the low entry marks required for teachers for today's spelling and grammar related issues.

"Bran Green “Mr Soft” by many oppoistion supporters, looks to be now moving from the midfield to down back as the younger players rise to the top. Melbourne missing out on a trade for him was unfortunate for Melbourne as they missed out on another younger player. Green’s ability to get the ball is overridden by his questionable football skills and lack of smarts (and courage.)"

Terrible. Still can't understand why 'Oppoistion' supporters see Green as soft, he's in all the contests down back these days and has taken many strong marks under some pretty heavy pressure. Are they just unhappy that they didn't get him or something? Questionable football skills, lack of smarts and courage, my ass.

Then again, they couldn't even spell Neale correctly and he played for them. Say no more.

I swear it's because of his soccer background and for getting punched in the GF in 2000, which would be the last time a lot their supporters actually paid any attention to a game. It's a gross generalisation that really shows the author of the article knows jack shite about him, the MFC or probably much else except for what he has plagarised from only half knowledgable football scribes or tools he sits with at the footy.

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