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I cant believe some of the third rate players you people want at our club.

As if hearing the names of Ryan Murphy and Tim Boyle every single trade week isnt nauseating enough, now some of you are suggesting we go for Mark Seaby!

We are supposed to be getting BETTER, not WORSE.

Seaby would be one of the 20 worst players in the comp.

Seems there has been an influx of new posters on Demonland just in time for trade week, and my goodness the site is a lot worse off.

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I cant believe some of the third rate players you people want at our club.

As if hearing the names of Ryan Murphy and Tim Boyle every single trade week isnt nauseating enough, now some of you are suggesting we go for Mark Seaby!

We are supposed to be getting BETTER, not WORSE.

Seaby would be one of the 20 worst players in the comp.

Seems there has been an influx of new posters on Demonland just in time for trade week, and my goodness the site is a lot worse off.

So if you were in charge of the club, list your trades!!

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So if you were in charge of the club, list your trades!!

The fact is that I wouldnt be bringing in hacks like the three players I mentioned.

And neither will Dean Bailey.

I just remembered that school holidays have been on, which probably explains the laughable posts and trade ideas that have been coughed up.

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The fact is that I wouldnt be bringing in hacks like the three players I mentioned.

And neither will Dean Bailey.

I just remembered that school holidays have been on, which probably explains the laughable posts and trade ideas that have been coughed up.

Bruce for a fourth round draft pick :lol:

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Seaby is still 100% better than Jamar though.

thankyou very much

finally someone realises that seaby, who still manages to average more possessions and kick more goals- plays about a third of the game time that jamar plays...FFS, jamar is crap

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Jamar is the only player in the comp to of never had more than 5 possessions in a game. fact!

Crap! There have been plenty of players not to get more than 5 Possies a game. Where did you pull that one from Batman!

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Seems there has been an influx of posters on Demonland just in time for trade week, and my goodness the site is a lot worse off.

Welcome back Y_M. :lol:;)

Check out this comparrision on jamar and mark seaby (2008 stats).

Jamar vs Seaby

Much of a muchness. The only two telling stats are that Jamar averages more hitouts, and Seaby gives away less frees. :unsure:

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Jamar is the only player in the comp to of never had more than 5 possessions in a game. fact!

Well, that's just a rubbish statement.

Check stats before quoting them, moron.

Try 'AFL tables', 'Footywire', or, you know, the Melbourne Football Club website also has some stats.

Had a few games this year with a dozen posessions, 20+ hit outs, and half a dozen tackles (he gets the most tackles of any AFL ruckman, for what it is worth)

Oddly enough, the good stats came when White was out.

Jamar is far from a champion, but I get tired of the random, unbacked abuse thrown at players here.

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I cant believe some of the third rate players you people want at our club.

As if hearing the names of Ryan Murphy and Tim Boyle every single trade week isnt nauseating enough, now some of you are suggesting we go for Mark Seaby!

We are supposed to be getting BETTER, not WORSE.

Seaby would be one of the 20 worst players in the comp.

Seems there has been an influx of new posters on Demonland just in time for trade week, and my goodness the site is a lot worse off.

You're still a tool... but ultimately, I agree with this. I'm underwhelmed by those names...

There's been a bunch of others mentioned (by Nudge mainly)... Prismall, Thorp et al... They're all a complete fantasy, but fun to imagine.

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