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GAMEDAY: Rd 03 vs Carlton

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Can’t kick

Can’t handball

Can’t mark.

Awesome.

 
2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

It sounds like it's just not our day & everything is working for carlton

Same as the last time we played em

 

Kossie deserves a spray at half time. Very half assed today


We are making Blues look like champions, just like Freo last week. WTH is going on??

 

So many players putting in little to no effort

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Why does Koz constantly play on and try n thread the needle. Such a low percentage way of playing.

There appears to be no system or 'team' first rules anymore and hasn't been since about 23 onwards.

Woeful application. What the hell are we training during the week?

If it wasn't for Lever and McDonald this would easily be 70+ points.


7 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Fumbles, tackles that dont stick, insipid efforts What the hell has happened to Lindsay, Langford and Windsor, we have too many VFL standard players

They’ll be joining your mate Jefferson in the magoos soon

Just now, BDA said:

Kossie deserves a spray at half time. Very half assed today

Yeah they're scathing of him on the radio. Apparently only going 10% effectiveness with his possessions

1 minute ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Why does Koz constantly play on and try n thread the needle. Such a low percentage way of playing.

There appears to be no system or 'team' first rules anymore and hasn't been since about 23 onwards.

Woeful application. What the hell are we training during the week?

Kozzie is the only one showing dare and intensity.


We're always finding new ways to embarrass ourselves.

Getting ready for the biggest Bronx cheer when we finally kick a goal

 

If you blame king your delusional

1 minute ago, praha said:

Kozzie is the only one showing dare and intensity.

It means nothing if you don't find targets or finish in front of goals AND continually turn the ball over


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