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GAMEDAY: Rd 02 vs Fremantle

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Patrick Voss’s own father is embarrassed of him I reckon.

Voss = [censored]

 

Boltons been tackled 3 times and coughed up the ball with not one being called incorrect disposal. Joke umpiring.

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Voss is a whiny little [censored]

 

we always said we were going to get some shellackings this year. this is what it looks like when we’re getting it wrong.

Very much a work in progress.


Voss is a ducking [censored].

What an absolute embarrassment of a human being.

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That quarter was Neeld level bad. rabbits in headlights stuff. If we don;t get a grip quickly we are staring down the barrel of a 150 point defeat

We have one footballer tonight Max.

Kozzie’s fumbles killed us.

I have a new player to dislike, Voss. You are a real hero mate. Lowlife footballer.


5 minutes ago, Demon_JB said:

I saw this coming. We have been talked up in the media all week. This is the game that brings us back to reality and puts us in the negative spotlight. Was always going to happen.

Oh, you're so smart!

Midfield - you are allowed to not run forward of the play every so often.

Entire team - fumbling is not a skill

Entire team - you are allowed to be first to the ball when it is at ground level.

lets hope they fall asleep in the remaining terms like last week, geelong kicked 91 points to freos 48

There was hardly a player willing to put their body over the ball that quarter. Dinky taps and soccers of the ground appeared to be the aim of the game.


1 minute ago, Boots and all said:

There was hardly a player willing to put their body over the ball that quarter. Dinky taps and soccers of the ground appeared to be the aim of the game.

Yeah we’ve jumped on Hollywood ball and forgot the fundamentals.

Need a few willing to put their heads over it

 
Just now, Boots and all said:

There was hardly a player willing to put their body over the ball that quarter. Dinky taps and soccers of the ground appeared to be the aim of the game.

Treacy is killing us. Should have played TMac & dropped Lever.


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