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Deathriding Gold Coast 2026 - Sponsored by OnTrac5

adonski
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Just now, sisso said:

Petracca injuring himself on purpose so he doesn't have to face our fury

Won't be the last to run away from a Tholstrup tag aka the Kolt Lock™

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    I really hope the whole club from President to

    Boot Strapper wishes him well & makes all the appropriate comments ..,

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    11 minutes ago, adonski said:

    Can someone please ask Kate Roffey to give him a call to see how he's going?

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    7 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    Poor Trac. Oh dear!

    Is it going too early to say we won this trade?

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    Did he ever do a hammy at the Dees? Same with Heeney at Swans, apparently the club was shocked. There is commentary around that these new rules may cause carnage, fingers crossed it won’t effect us.

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    1 minute ago, Greg Schneider said:

    Did he ever do a hammy at the Dees? Same with Heeney at Swans, apparently the club was shocked. There is commentary around that these new rules may cause carnage, fingers crossed it won’t effect us.

    higher training standards at northern franchises don'tcha know

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    Got injured coz his lack of pace caused that run down tackle from behind

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    Hope GC know what’s good for them and give his mum a call

    At least there’s more time now to concentrate on that brand he doesn’t care about

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    5 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    Hardwick wasn’t giving much away but it didn’t sound like it’s an overly serious hammy.

    Off the bone then???

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    2 hours ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

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    It Ain't Half Hot Mum, cracking show!!!!

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    Presumably Trac will be back to full fitness on monday 6th April. In the meantime, plenty of crabbing and sunbaking to do.

    Also. Ben King. Free Agent. Lols.

    Also also, Ethan Read out of contract at the end of 2028, right after Gawn retires happy with his second premiership.

    Also also also, Suns have now beaten a lacklustre Geelong, last place and second last place, on their way to their best start to a season since 2016 - in which season they lost their next ten games.

    The death ride is not dead. Never give up on a death ride.

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    Jay Clark reporting Humphrey likely to be suspended for a week for a sling tackle today so we could play the Suns without Trac Rowell and Humphrey

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    1 minute ago, Greg Schneider said:

    Jay Clark reporting Humphrey likely to be suspended for a week for a sling tackle today so we could play the Suns without Trac Rowell and Humphrey

    Would say that is very likely.

    The sling tackle was a bad one and while Rioli played on, he hit his head and definitely a minimum of 1 week suspension .

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    5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Would say that is very likely.

    The sling tackle was a bad one and while Rioli played on, he hit his head and definitely a minimum of 1 week suspension .

    Trac avoiding his old team - Humphrey avoiding his next one.

    Edited by TRIGON

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    this death ride has yet to ignite

    swans hawks and ourselves over the next few weeks so hopefully some suns losses to cheer on soon

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    20 minutes ago, adonski said:

    Big difference between hamstring awareness and a 4-6 week medium grade strain Dimma.

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    42 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Big difference between hamstring awareness and a 4-6 week medium grade strain Dimma.

    Wow. So the GC medical team misdiagnosed him with hammy awareness. Has their president resigned yet?

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