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2 hours ago, Demons11 said:

I reckon heโ€™ll be with us next week. Canโ€™t see him riding out the season with the Cats

If we were in the finals race probably. I don't think so given we aren't

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1 hour ago, Nate said:

There is always talk about an AFL team going for him, so it's big kudos for his judgement.

Yeah Collingwood were after him big time

24 minutes ago, DemonOX said:

Brad Green gets a lot of negative comments on this site but credit where itโ€™s due.

Well done. Time to give him some flowers Dโ€™landers.

You really wanna go back to being 'the fuschias' ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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6 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

Bluey's made a blue again. What did you think of the latest Naked Gun, bluey? I might trust you a bit more on comedy than footy.

Bluey thought it was exciting and arousing...yeah it reminded him of his mother alright

2 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

The โ€œhard-[censored] coach = resultsโ€ view is stuck in the 1950s. Performance is driven by connection, precision, and trustโ€”not intimidation. To suggest losing comes down to a coach being โ€œtoo softโ€ is reductionist at best. The evidence is clear: consistent outcomes come from psychological safety and clarity, not dogma.

I look forward to the usual suspects crapping on in due courseโ€ฆ

Nailed it, EO. The methods of the 1950s should remain in the 1950s.

Unrelated: how come weโ€™re all talking in Helvetica and youโ€™ve gone all Times New Roman on us? ๐Ÿ˜


Just now, Ghostwriter said:

Nailed it, EO. The methods of the 1950s should remain in the 1950s.

Unrelated: how come weโ€™re all talking in Helvetica and youโ€™ve gone all Times New Roman on us? ๐Ÿ˜

Sometime I cheat and I canโ€™t be bothered typing with my fat sausage fingers on my phone - so I voice upload my thoughts and here we areโ€ฆ

48 minutes ago, BDA said:

Sam Mcclure is a such a nuffie. i'm amazed he has a paid gig.

Can you believe he gets paid to have that hairstyle?

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I'm actually very impressed by the cleverness of the "clarity" question ( if indeed thats how it went down and no reason to doubt )

"If we offered you the job....... "

It's not the answer per se... but the reaction that gives you the only real knowledge you require about the attitude of the applicant.

Mr Buckley was playing cute. He's entitled to play it any way he likes. The Club is also entitled to call it any way it sees.

Again. Impressed by clarity of vision.

Looking forward to seeing how we play.

24 minutes ago, bluey said:

I just heard The King on tv, he comes across as a little too affable for mine, was hoping for a hard [censored] guy.

Best wishes to him.

Honestly, what word is being censored here


Did anyone hear that man McClures comments? Apparently he said we panicked because we were worried if we offered the job to bucks he might have turned us down for tassie.

When did we ever say Buckley had it? The media got caught up with the story.

As Brad Green said, it's disrespectful to the other candidates

1 minute ago, rpfc said:

Honestly, what word is being censored here

The whole post should be censored ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

I'm surprised with the result but very excited to have a new senior coach locked in. Welcome to the club Kingy! Let's hope success follows you!

This is a great outcome imo.

No need to force myself to like FIGJAM and weve got a top tierfootball person who has done a long apprenticeship at plenty of clubs.


Just now, Superunknown said:

Kinnnnng Wwiiiicked!!!

We didnโ€™t understand this the first time you said it. You think by adding extra letters we will now? ๐Ÿ˜…

23 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

If we were in the finals race probably. I don't think so given we aren't

If we were in the finals race, I doubt we would have a new coach

23 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

Bluey's made a blue again. What did you think of the latest Naked Gun, bluey? I might trust you a bit more on comedy than footy

24 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

You realise this is @bluey who spends his time on here going fly fishing with dynamite.

12 minutes ago, rpfc said:

Honestly, what word is being censored here

Nipples

2 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

We didnโ€™t understand this the first time you said it. You think by adding extra letters we will now? ๐Ÿ˜…

Iโ€™ll audio record it and sms to you

Itโ€™ll make sense then

If not, I canโ€™t help you sorry


Just my opinion: itโ€™s totally acceptable that Kingy stays with Geelong until their 2025 campaign is over. Itโ€™s the same as Paul Guerra remaining in his previous employment until such time as his work was completed before coming to us. For mine itโ€™s a testament to good character that they donโ€™t jump ship immediately thus leaving their current employers in the lurch.

Just now, Superunknown said:

Iโ€™ll audio record it and sms to you

Itโ€™ll make sense then

If not, I canโ€™t help you sorry

Please do. I could do with a good laugh

Hashtag probs will be none the wiser

2 hours ago, dees189227 said:

I don't mind Gerard broke it. Better than Tom.

According to ralphy the journos had no idea and thought it was down to 3. Didn't find out until the players got the email.

Once again I'm glad there was no leak. A good start

Welcome to the Guerra Era

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1 hour ago, bing181 said:

Some of the comments re Buckley are pretty ordinary. The fact that the club had him on the short list of 2 speaks to how the selection panel saw him in comparison to the other candidates. He clearly has a lot to offer, but equally as clearly, wasn't ready to commit. The question as to whether King or Buckley are the better choice is moot, we'll never know.

Nah not at all. The audacity of a bloke to go that deep into a process only to expect us to wait to see what the other hot chick has to offer.

We have to start acting like we have more dignity than that.

Hopefully this is another fail in a litany of Aussie rules failures for FIGJAM

9 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

Nipples

8yo me is laughing her freaking head off at this ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


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