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GAMEDAY: Rd 14 vs Port Adelaide

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10 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Trac is having a mare

Looks uninterested

Port can't miss a goal, we can't hit a target

Trac is trying his absolute guts out.

uninterested?

he is just playing a poor game

2nd

Port centre clearance easy goal 🤮

Kozzzzy magic twice 🤩🤩

Umps 👺allowing port holding the ball no rewards for Dees tackles

Gerard Healy 👺👺barracking for port. “That’s out on the full to Port” 👺“Is that friendly fire” (butters elbows kozzzy) Roo is that a free? 👺👺

Dees butchering ball inside 50. Petracca turnover and port rebounds two goals !!! Ump gives free to Georgiades 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Petracca kick for goal 🤮

 

Hnnmm .... Do I need this frustration.
That is the question.

Can we get petty off now

Ducks up everything he touches


Rubber Guts vanRooyen.

WTF are we doing! We are second to the ball, totally disinterested, no pressure and no bloody idea.

 

Petty needs to go “defend” Ratugolea before he takes 100 more intercept marks.


Geez port fans are gross. They belong in a zoo.

They simply refuse to play HTB

Just now, Jaded No More said:

Petty needs to go “defend” Ratugolea before he takes 100 more intercept marks.

and lets not continue to kick it down his throat

Just now, —coach— said:

It baffles me how any AFL team can be so poorly skilled, it’s just amateurish

I've been saying it for a while - we need to have a good long look at our assistant coaches.

There's no connection between Gawn's dominance and our midfield.

And no improvement in our forward 50 entries for the best part of four years


Just now, Previously known as LITD. said:

Umps generous not pinging Port for holding.

They can be tackled by two different players in succession and still get a second go at getting rid of it

Just the biggest collection of dumb decision making, fumbling and lack of skills.

Disgusting doesn’t cover it.


 

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