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i don;t know where the inspiration is coming from today

worst conversion rate in the league. same old story

 

Playing kick to kick with each other across the back line. Bloody pathetic football

Such a frustrating game and what I think will end up being another loss.

It drives me nuts they way we play sometimes.

Probs another loss next week too. So infuriating. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

 
5 minutes ago, Tom Dyson said:

Isn’t it funny how most weeks our opposition are complete sharp shooters and never miss, we are bloody cursed when it comes to goal kicking

Remarkable

Maybe to do with shooting from the boundary whilst we get torched on the rebound. Saints goals mainly from 25m range


Obviously the club need the money but this ground is a disaster for the club.

 

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In all seriousness, our lack of genuine ball users is beyond frustrating; as is our inability to defend the rebound and turnover when it’s moved through the centre.


Just now, frankie_d said:

soft turnovers

We are giving them possession by atrocious decision making when kicking inside F50, or just poor skills. I am so enraged I keep getting up walking away from the TV for 2 minutes, ranting to myself only to return to the TV because I can't &*%$ing help myself.

Can't we just play the game well?

🙏

Edited by Tarax Club
30 minutes before the coup de grace

Do something Simon, do something put Kozzie Full Forward for a spell.

Get creative.

Edited by YesitwasaWin4theAges

2 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Sparrow 30 metre out and

What the [censored]

Chip 12 metre to no one. No one [censored]. [censored]. FYCK

With the wind a very very low percentage shot from that side of the ground, it was the right ideal, just a really-poor kick.


I don't think we get it today. Some of the skill errors look pathetic. They're out on they're feet.

Such a shame we started with 5 losses because these losses were always going to come

Also while I love the community work the club does up there, playing in Alice Springs each year is a serious competitive disadvantage

8 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Yep

Forwards should practice two hours per week goal kicking under all scenarios.

Elementary you'd think

After three years I doubt it will happen.

Anyway we are still in it. If we kick straight and stop turning it over in the middle.

Lever bought back too soon. Not ready.

Coaches have done their homework. Nullify Kozzie and Melksham and we can't kick goals.

Maybe Tracc at full fwd.

I don't know.

Swap Petty for Disco

Leave Disco , Koz and Melk on their own i50 as much as poss


Brad Hill having a picnic out there. Even that dud Butler has kicked 4 against us. This is just beyond pathetic.

Edited by Devil In Disguise

Johnson out that a positive. That dropped mark ugg.

 

Why hasn't Laurie been subbed in for sharp? Lever 4 kicks. Been appalling

Oliver held all day. So many players playing poorly. Salem cooked. Rivers. Well below par. Fritsch. 10m cameo

Sharp 5 kicks. Have seen enough

Coach has stagefright. Can't move


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