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1 hour ago, Adam The God said:

I just saw a ZeroHanger headline saying they have a massive fine and went on there to find it's less than 100k and has no draft or trade sanctions. Pathetic. But we knew that would happen.

Less than $100k?

$40k of it suspended, total fine being $77.5k so less than $40k of actual fine if we want to talk round numbers.

Their players don't even get out of their Cotten-on sheeted beds for that!

 

We just need Bailey Smith to come out and talk about his Cotton On deal and farm deal. He doesn't seem the brightest spark, so fingers crossed.

2 hours ago, Adam The God said:

I just saw a ZeroHanger headline saying they have a massive fine and went on there to find it's less than 100k and has no draft or trade sanctions. Pathetic. But we knew that would happen.

Tis pocket change

 
52 minutes ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

Less than $100k?

$40k of it suspended, total fine being $77.5k so less than $40k of actual fine if we want to talk round numbers.

Their players don't even get out of their Cotten-on sheeted beds for that!

Nigel Austin has already paid the bill in cash and threw AFL house a few tshirts

1 hour ago, Adam The God said:

We just need Bailey Smith to come out and talk about his Cotton On deal and farm deal. He doesn't seem the brightest spark, so fingers crossed.

The Geeeeeelong equivalent of doing a Brock McLean. Lol.


So let me get this straight, Cats found guilty of salary cap discrepancies & fined $75k …………..meanwhile we’re found not guilty of tanking yet fined $500k 😤

Edited by Demon Disciple

 

The real reason Geelong suspended Mad Monday were the players taking the mickey out of the Cotton On payments, nothing to do with BS and Caro etc.

2 hours ago, DEE fence said:

The real reason Geelong suspended Mad Monday were the players taking the mickey out of the Cotton On payments, nothing to do with BS and Caro etc.

What is Tom Harley’s new position?

It’s like Christian and the MRO!

Edited by D4Life


Geelong have made an offer for Curnow 😂 😂 😂

3 first round draft picks to Carlton.

On 08/10/2025 at 12:59, Golden fist said:

Imagine if they were tanking

Even worse, if they were not.

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