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Kozzy Limps Off the Track

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No point playing against future teammates

 

As much as I love watching him play, and he's been in our best 6 for both games, his return hasn't had a material affect on the team. Two 40 point losses confirm that.

And he won't have a material affect on the result this weekend either given how far off the pace we are. Playing or not.


"Bishop here. I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

Hudson: "Well that's a switch!"

Saving his body for his new team huh?

 

I am sad.


17 minutes ago, gs77 said:

"Bishop here. I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

Hudson: "Well that's a switch!"

Kinda want to laugh...

But that would be ill mannered...

Perhaps I'll cry instead ...

Yawn…

Is it summer yet?

22 minutes ago, gs77 said:

"Bishop here. I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

Hudson: "Well that's a switch!"

I wish I could go into hypersleep. Wake me when we're good again.

2 minutes ago, The Taciturn Demon said:

I wish I could go into hypersleep. Wake me when we're good again.

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Not another 57 years. 😭


46 minutes ago, gs77 said:

"Bishop here. I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

Hudson: "Well that's a switch!"

You secure that [censored] Hudson!

I officially hate this sport again.

I really don't see the point of playing May when he is carrying injuries. He becomes his nervy, fumbly worst self when he has no confidence in his body (see round 3 v GC as example 1), and it affects everyone around him. Get him 100% right, and get games into Adams or Turner if needed.

Hopefully Pickett is okay, because he is completely irreplaceable from our current list.

1 hour ago, The Taciturn Demon said:

I wish I could go into hypersleep. Wake me when we're good again.

The last time i thought the same and we were this bad was 2012.

It took 9 more years for a flag.

You might wanna consider a cryogenic option TD

cryogenically frozen austin powers GIF


Thought I’d throw my post in amongst the comments about Kozzie’s new teammates etc., absolutely hilarious as they are 🙄

I hope the injury isn’t serious and that Koz can play on Saturday. If he isn’t fit to play, I hope he’s not too disappointed and wish him a speedy recovery.

32 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Hmmm… 4-2-6

6 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

The last time i thought the same and we were this bad was 2012.

It took 9 more years for a flag.

You might wanna consider a cryogenic option TD

cryogenically frozen austin powers GIF

- I have one simple request, and that is to have midfielders with frickin' laser beams attached to their feet! Now, evidently, that can't be done. Uh, can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here! What do we have?

- Harry Sharp

- [pause] Riiiight.

 
5 minutes ago, RedLegs23 said:

Hmmm… 4-2-6

Sorry Simon. But no one believes anything you say anymore, not even a drovers dog!

11 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Sorry Simon. But no one believes anything you say anymore, not even a drovers dog!

woof woof


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