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Kozzy Limps Off the Track

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No point playing against future teammates

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    As much as I love watching him play, and he's been in our best 6 for both games, his return hasn't had a material affect on the team. Two 40 point losses confirm that.

    And he won't have a material affect on the result this weekend either given how far off the pace we are. Playing or not.

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    "Bishop here. I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

    Hudson: "Well that's a switch!"

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    Saving his body for his new team huh?

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    I am sad.

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    17 minutes ago, gs77 said:

    "Bishop here. I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

    Hudson: "Well that's a switch!"

    Kinda want to laugh...

    But that would be ill mannered...

    Perhaps I'll cry instead ...

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    Yawn…

    Is it summer yet?

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    2 minutes ago, The Taciturn Demon said:

    I wish I could go into hypersleep. Wake me when we're good again.

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    Not another 57 years. 😭

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    46 minutes ago, gs77 said:

    "Bishop here. I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

    Hudson: "Well that's a switch!"

    You secure that [censored] Hudson!

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    I officially hate this sport again.

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    I really don't see the point of playing May when he is carrying injuries. He becomes his nervy, fumbly worst self when he has no confidence in his body (see round 3 v GC as example 1), and it affects everyone around him. Get him 100% right, and get games into Adams or Turner if needed.

    Hopefully Pickett is okay, because he is completely irreplaceable from our current list.

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    1 hour ago, The Taciturn Demon said:

    I wish I could go into hypersleep. Wake me when we're good again.

    The last time i thought the same and we were this bad was 2012.

    It took 9 more years for a flag.

    You might wanna consider a cryogenic option TD

    cryogenically frozen austin powers GIF

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    Thought I’d throw my post in amongst the comments about Kozzie’s new teammates etc., absolutely hilarious as they are 🙄

    I hope the injury isn’t serious and that Koz can play on Saturday. If he isn’t fit to play, I hope he’s not too disappointed and wish him a speedy recovery.

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    32 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Hmmm… 4-2-6

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    6 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    The last time i thought the same and we were this bad was 2012.

    It took 9 more years for a flag.

    You might wanna consider a cryogenic option TD

    cryogenically frozen austin powers GIF

    - I have one simple request, and that is to have midfielders with frickin' laser beams attached to their feet! Now, evidently, that can't be done. Uh, can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here! What do we have?

    - Harry Sharp

    - [pause] Riiiight.

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    5 minutes ago, RedLegs23 said:

    Hmmm… 4-2-6

    Sorry Simon. But no one believes anything you say anymore, not even a drovers dog!

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    11 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Sorry Simon. But no one believes anything you say anymore, not even a drovers dog!

    woof woof

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